Tony Ramone's definitions

Happiness is A Warm gun

A song you dont play at a murder victims funeral.

Yeah he liked the beatles, but he was killed.

by Tony ramone July 8, 2005

Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"

Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

Hell

1. Where Hitler is satans bitch

2. Where you play poker AND ALWAYS LOSE

3. Listen to Bush speeches in the day and America at night.

"Oh jesus, no more mr president, no more...... OH GOD, OH GOD NO!!!!!"

"Cause I been through the desert....."

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

shoot to thrill

1. An awesome song by AC/DC

2. Form of entertainment enjoyed by rednecks, serial killers, and emo/goth fags (at school)

"DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER......"

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

gay muslim

Something that doesnt last long in Texas.

"Dear god, he stand against everything America stands for. Git the rope Cleatus."

by Tony Ramone July 12, 2005

skull and Bones

SOmething the kids of rich people do when they get into Yale. Only requirement is a salary of $34234324324324324324 a year. I hear they have butlers and free food.

"Winston, more caviar you slow lib!"

by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005

the Doors

The greatest band ever. If Jim Morrison isnt the most poetic person who ever lives, god knows who is. And if you dont understand and just say that all of their songs are druggish jibberish, google the lyrics and read them over and over, that doesnt work, see hot karl.

"Jim Morrison's poetry is a bunch of druggish jibberish"

"GIT ON YO KNEES BOY, I SHOW U POETRY THE MAN WAY!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005