The greatest band ever. Formed by Jim Morrison and ray Manzarek at a night on the beach after Jim read some of his poems to Ray. Jim Morrison was one of the first rock n roll "crooners" and wrote some of the darkest, deepest songs ever (see the End, Celebration of the Lizard, An American Prayer etc) Indirectly started punk rock, the Stooges and the MC5 started themselves after being mezmerized at a DOors concert. Started in 1965, released their first album in 67, Jim Morrison died in 71 but the band carried on with Ray on vocals and they released one shitty album, Other Voices, broke up in 73 and a new band called the 21 century Doors is touring with two of the original members (ray and Robby Krieger)and Ian Astbury on lead vocals. People say the never had a bassist, but they had SESSION BASSISTS for recording the albums.
Jim "I have poems Ray, listen......."
Ray: "Those are great, lets start a band"
Jim: (drops acid) "FUCKING SLAVE!!!"
Ray: "Those are great, lets start a band"
Jim: (drops acid) "FUCKING SLAVE!!!"
by Tony Ramone July 12, 2005
The greatest band ever. If Jim Morrison isnt the most poetic person who ever lives, god knows who is. And if you dont understand and just say that all of their songs are druggish jibberish, google the lyrics and read them over and over, that doesnt work, see hot karl.
"Jim Morrison's poetry is a bunch of druggish jibberish"
"GIT ON YO KNEES BOY, I SHOW U POETRY THE MAN WAY!!!"
"GIT ON YO KNEES BOY, I SHOW U POETRY THE MAN WAY!!!"
by Tony Ramone July 01, 2005
by Tony ramone June 20, 2005
Horrible, horrible president. Only got where he was b/c of his father, lied about WMD reports (where half his cabinet said were fake before the war started) to start a war when we had to catch a person who was actually a THREAT to us. Has "immoral" values and brings them up when ever someone brings up Iraq or the economy. Could have easily stopped 9/11, Clinton told him Bin Laden was plotting to attack when he left office (leaving him as 1 of the 3 biggest threats) Killed the economy, between CHina, his tax cuts and 9/11 (his fault) caused. Promotes people who screw up. Drove many oil businesses into the ground. Is an alchoholic. Does not know the definition of keep church and state separate. Is a draft dodger. Does not know anything about wars. Underfunds his war he started. One of the worst presidents ever.
"Fired for giving faulty intelligence about a war, have a medal!"
"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"
"Lets see, my secretary of state quit b/c no one listened to him, I think his position should be taken by the person who ignored 9/11"
by Tony Ramone July 13, 2005
A lame attempt at punk rock. By the biggest poser/horrible/emo band ever, Green Day. Inspires stupid emo kids to slit their wrists.
(Billie Joe comes out of nowhere)
Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.
depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)
Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.
depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)
by Tony Ramone July 09, 2005
by Tony ramone June 20, 2005
"Hey Robby, I saw Monica fuckin Peter Wang yesterday"
"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)
"GODDAMMIT!!! WHY AM I NOT RESPECTED" (his leather pants tear)
by Tony Ramone July 13, 2005