3 definitions by Tony Perkis Sr.

zarflax

A fictional alien who gobbles up the genitals of horny spacemen by means of its vaginal dentata. Can refer to any female who one fears may possess such sharp vaginal teeth.

Keep your shlong away from Janet's box, she is a total zarflax!

by Tony Perkis Sr. August 23, 2007

septo

A burger with seven patties.

One more septo for him, and it's goin' be artery gridlock!

by Tony Perkis Sr. September 5, 2007

zedis lapedis

An exclamation of surprise or amazement. Coined from the tv movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", which aired on Disney in 1999.

Zedis lapedis, I didn't know you got a tattoo!

by Tony Perkis Sr. August 25, 2007