Averages 2lbs of beef topped with 2 cans of tuna wrapped in one tortilla a day in order to get absolutely yoked with 100% gains. 100% muscle, -10% body fat…. Usually hits in order of fist-elbow. With deadly force.
by Tony Crisco February 23, 2025
Who’s the leader of this team? Big Sassy, the man, the legend, the one the only, tree fort stud. Usually named Peter, but responds to Big Sassy
by Tony Crisco February 23, 2025
by Tony Crisco February 23, 2025
Rhode Island’s finest, typically built like a Greek warrior, a man of humor and courage, a man that has been as far east as he has west even further north but now resides in the south. 100%. Stud no matter where he is. You would be blessed to know Sean-nay-nay
by Tony Crisco February 23, 2025
Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
by Tony Crisco February 23, 2025
Aka the ninja, ninja Jacky, beat the meat, meat Man Matt, Matt sprouts, anime phantom, phantom jacker, jack shack
by Tony Crisco February 27, 2025
When the world sleeps the stern worm makes his move, generally in the dark of night. He attacks with precision and skill, no boner stands a chance, often beats his victim dry, until it pukes. Causing Indian burn. Usually attacks to anime.
by Tony Crisco February 27, 2025