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Definitions by Tony Crisco

stern worm

Aka the ninja, ninja Jacky, beat the meat, meat Man Matt, Matt sprouts, anime phantom, phantom jacker, jack shack
Stern worm attacks mid night, ninja jackin
stern worm by Tony Crisco February 26, 2025

ninja Jacky 

When the world sleeps the stern worm makes his move, generally in the dark of night. He attacks with precision and skill, no boner stands a chance, often beats his victim dry, until it pukes. Causing Indian burn. Usually attacks to anime.
Ninja Jacky struck mid night! Consider the meat beat!
ninja Jacky by Tony Crisco February 26, 2025

Sean-nay-nay 

Rhode Island’s finest, typically built like a Greek warrior, a man of humor and courage, a man that has been as far east as he has west even further north but now resides in the south. 100%. Stud no matter where he is. You would be blessed to know Sean-nay-nay
Sean-nay-nay came, he saw, he conquered, team 3 legend. Tree fort warrior.
Sean-nay-nay by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

kid tuna 

Averages 2lbs of beef topped with 2 cans of tuna wrapped in one tortilla a day in order to get absolutely yoked with 100% gains. 100% muscle, -10% body fat…. Usually hits in order of fist-elbow. With deadly force.
Kid tuna had to walk through the doorway sideways just to get through the door.
kid tuna by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

Tony Crisco 

Alaskan dumb ass that goes to California and thinks lubing up with crisco oil with give him a exceptional tan but finds out all it does is boil his skin in the sun with 2nd degree burns rendering him useless to his peers for nearly a month.
Well, Tony crisco is out for a couple weeks, can’t work out, can’t bench press, his skins shedding.
Tony Crisco by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025

Big Sassy 

Certified Team 3 player, coxswain legend, Hair that will make jay leno jealous!
Who’s the leader of this team? Big Sassy, the man, the legend, the one the only, tree fort stud. Usually named Peter, but responds to Big Sassy
Big Sassy by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025
“Guys, we gotta figure this shit the fuck out, you fyerm?”
fyerm by Tony Crisco February 22, 2025