J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 10, 2003

Wal-Mart

The worst kind of evil. EVER. Right up there with sweatshops

Why would anyone in their right mind ever want to shop at Wal-Mrt anyway? All they do is put other hard-working people out of business, not to mention market their stores with those pathetic ad campaigns...

by tony April 12, 2004

Bling-top

A concatenation of the slang bling (i.e. flash, ornamental, tacky) and the computer hardware suffix "top" (e.g. desk-top, lap-top, palm-top), "bling-top" refers to the non-tan, non-black, non-grey genre' of lap-top computers being sold today.

Typically these are silver, colored alloy, or just plain whacky looking and have several hot-keys.

Bling-top is most often used in a business/professional environment where flashy isn't always a good thing.

"Did you see Parker's bling-top? The client thought he looked like a pimp"

by Tony March 30, 2004

chun

cigarette, slang in certain areas of the US

"Hey, let's go chun."

by Tony April 10, 2005

slag

1. A man or woman who sleeps around with many people.
2. low quality Coal that is unusable.

1. Katie slepped with John on saturday and then Peter on Sunday. What a Slag.

2. Look at the Slag Heap's next to the coal Mines

by Tony June 12, 2004

res runner

Slang for a broken down car likely sitting on blocks in the front yard with the windows smashed out; very common on Indian Reservations.

It may be a crappy car, but at least it's not a res runner.

by Tony September 06, 2005

Bitches

its a word you call some one who is a fag or a queer or acting gay or a all around fucking dumb ass.
also you can call 1 person a bitches.

"hey dude that was like cool"

"shut the fuck up BITCHES!

by tony October 11, 2004