Tony's definitions

Vanskater

a skateboarder that wheres the brand of shoes named Vans

Damn man look at that Vanskater

by tony January 12, 2005

knee-grow

the reason black people are so tall....because their knee-grows.

hey leroy, do you know why black people are so tall? because their knee-grows!

by tony March 8, 2004

Ass Speelonker

One who chooses to explore through anus at thier will....weird

Chez is an Ass Speelonker

by Tony February 22, 2003

douche bag

douche bag- a 20 year old man who throws a party with six other guys, and sings karaoke to Dido, Lauryn Hill, and other strange singers at 3am waking up all the neighbors in an apartment building.

I couldn't sleep last night because douche bag next door was too friggin' loud.

by Tony February 27, 2005

J.O.

jerking off, beating the meat, slapping the foot long.
VARIATION: circle jerk (for desperate measures only)
Come on, if you don't know what JO is, then you're a girl, a homo, or you don't have a penis

Yo dude you gotta go home or go in the other room or sumthin i gotta JO.

by tony February 10, 2003

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a 2 1/2 inch hard penis

last night i went over to rickys house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005

pickilies

prickly bushes

Bill who is gay, fell into the prickly bushes and yelled, "Pickilies"

by Tony November 14, 2003