TommyOkktane's definitions

Fauxlympics

(n.) A major sporting experience consisting of many individual events revolving around Snotubes and alcohol.

I won the gold in the "Downhill Freestyle Drinking" in this year's Fauxlympics.

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

pisdirection

The tendency for piss to shoot in random directions when going to the bathroom right after having sex.

After the last bout of sex,I had to sit down to take a piss out of fear of pisdirection.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

stripper tits

(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.

(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.

(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.

(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

Jettasexual

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.

(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.

by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004

emo-ticon

an emoticon representing an emo kid's emotions. For instance:

=:-| Emo Kid Happy
#:-| Emo Girl Happy
=:-| Emo Kid Sad
#:-| Emo Girl Sad
=:-( Emo Kid When He Realizes His Parents Still Hate Him

The only proper way for EmoKid7432 to express his true feelings to his girlfriend EmoGirlWhiteStripes238 when he found out his parents still hated him was with an emo-ticon

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

blocking the extra point

(v.) slang for anal sex

He wasn't too sure he'd bust a nut, until she wanted him to block the extra point.

by TommyOkktane December 30, 2003

preflop ejaculation

1. (n.) The absurd practice of betting inordinate sums of money before the flop is shown in Texas Hold'em 2. To go all in before the flop.

Can you believe McSpell? Betting $60 before the flop, and all he was sitting on was pocket twos. He must suffer from preflop ejaculation

by TommyOkktane January 6, 2004