TommyOkktane's definitions

To bad

An expression typed by 12 year-olds and other minimally educated individuals who seem to forget that the grammatically correct form of the expression is "too bad."

LOLRoxoR37: To bad ur so dum
BenWRabbit: Too bad you seemed to have stopped learning at a third grade level.

by TommyOkktane January 29, 2004

emo-ticon

an emoticon representing an emo kid's emotions. For instance:

=:-| Emo Kid Happy
#:-| Emo Girl Happy
=:-| Emo Kid Sad
#:-| Emo Girl Sad
=:-( Emo Kid When He Realizes His Parents Still Hate Him

The only proper way for EmoKid7432 to express his true feelings to his girlfriend EmoGirlWhiteStripes238 when he found out his parents still hated him was with an emo-ticon

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

Meat Thermometer

(n.) 1. A complete idiot devoid of any reasoning 2. One's penis

1.What a fucking meat thermometer! He put the eggs at the bottom of the bag!
2. I'd like to stick my meat thermometer in her, see if she's done.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003

Jettasexual

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.

(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.

by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004

pisdirection

The tendency for piss to shoot in random directions when going to the bathroom right after having sex.

After the last bout of sex,I had to sit down to take a piss out of fear of pisdirection.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003

stripper tits

(n.) 1. Any form of fake breasts especially excessively large ones 2. a woman who possesses said fake breasts.

(ex.) An exclamation of utter surprise or bewilderment.

(n.)1. I heard Jess got some work done on her, she came out with stripper tits.
2. Hey, way to go there stripper tits.

(ex.) TV Announcer: And the Packers lead the Pats 34-3.
Pats fan: Stripper tits!

by TommyOkktane January 16, 2004

out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.

I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.

by TommyOkktane December 28, 2003