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Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.
The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.
It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.
The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.
It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.
The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"
Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".
Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".
Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
by tommyhaych October 5, 2006
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