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bolton

Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.

The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.

It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.

The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"

Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".

Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
by tommyhaych October 5, 2006
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PB & J

Peanut butter & jelly (or jam in the UK) is the best fuckin' sandwich ever (behind meatball sub). I found it via Reggie & The Full Effect.
Damn, if i had any more PB&J i would be rosanne.
by TommyHaych March 12, 2005
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Socratic

1) Fantastic and underrated band from Cranford / Linden, New Jersey currently signed to Drive-Thru Records, on which they released Lunch For The Sky.

They are currently a 4 piece consisting of Duane F. Okun, Kevin G. Bryan II, Thomas Patrick Stratton and Vincent D'Amico. Bassist Adam Swider left the group in May, 2006.

2) A method invented by Greek Philosopher Socrates.
1) I'll extend my arms out to learn a lesson that no teachers teach on how to admire the morning in case this is the last one that I'll ever see. - Socratic

2) Makes no sense to me - Me
by Tommyhaych July 14, 2006
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math face

The complexion on ones face while working out a common math sum, for example how much wage will be recieved or how much shopping can be bought.

The look is commonly made up of one or more squinting eyes coupled with a far away or thoughtful look.

One corner of the mouth may also extend upwards.
John gave me the math face when I asked him how much he was selling his star wars collection for.
by tommyhaych September 18, 2006
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cretin

A name commonly used by someone who wants to delete random things from urbandictionary.com
(In Caps) BMW SHOULD BE REMOVED BECAUSE A CRETIN CREATED THE WORD.
by Tommyhaych March 1, 2005
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