TommyHaych's definitions

bel air academy

Sweet ass pop-punky 7-piece from Tracy, California.

Friend: Dude, are you checking out the Bel Air show tonight?

Me: Nope, sorry I live in the UK *cries*

by TommyHaych March 22, 2005

cretin

A name commonly used by someone who wants to delete random things from urbandictionary.com

(In Caps) BMW SHOULD BE REMOVED BECAUSE A CRETIN CREATED THE WORD.

by Tommyhaych March 1, 2005

bolton

Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.

The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.

It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.

The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.

Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"

Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".

Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".

by tommyhaych October 5, 2006

dream piss

A Dream Piss is where you need a piss during sleep, so much so that its incorporated in a dream.

The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.

Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!

by TommyHaych April 27, 2006

PB & J

Peanut butter & jelly (or jam in the UK) is the best fuckin' sandwich ever (behind meatball sub). I found it via Reggie & The Full Effect.

Damn, if i had any more PB&J i would be rosanne.

by TommyHaych March 12, 2005