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math face

The complexion on ones face while working out a common math sum, for example how much wage will be recieved or how much shopping can be bought.

The look is commonly made up of one or more squinting eyes coupled with a far away or thoughtful look.

One corner of the mouth may also extend upwards.
John gave me the math face when I asked him how much he was selling his star wars collection for.
by tommyhaych September 18, 2006
mugGet the math facemug.

dream piss

A Dream Piss is where you need a piss during sleep, so much so that its incorporated in a dream.

The average Dream Piss lasts longer than a normal piss because the feeling of an empty bladder is never achieved.
Oh man, I had go take a Dream Piss in the middle of fucking Christina Aguilera, I woke up because it took so long!
by TommyHaych April 27, 2006
mugGet the dream pissmug.

bolton

Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.

The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.

It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.

The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"

Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".

Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
by tommyhaych October 5, 2006
mugGet the boltonmug.

PB & J

Peanut butter & jelly (or jam in the UK) is the best fuckin' sandwich ever (behind meatball sub). I found it via Reggie & The Full Effect.
Damn, if i had any more PB&J i would be rosanne.
by TommyHaych March 12, 2005
mugGet the PB & Jmug.

cretin

A name commonly used by someone who wants to delete random things from urbandictionary.com
(In Caps) BMW SHOULD BE REMOVED BECAUSE A CRETIN CREATED THE WORD.
by Tommyhaych March 1, 2005
mugGet the cretinmug.

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