Tommy Wommy Womsters's definitions

cunny

The most hilarious slang term for vagina. Try to use it in a sentence without laughing. Go on. Just try it.

Dude, your mom's cunny is so...(breaks off laughing)

by Tommy Wommy Womsters February 24, 2005

Get 'er Done

A redneck term used to prod a fellow to complete a task; i.e. finish a beer.

Get 'er done, boy! Finish that natty!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 24, 2003

crust

An unfortunate buildup of dried sexually derived fluids such as semen, vaginal excretions, and anal mucus on women's white cotton panties.

Dude. Seriously. Your mom has such major crust buildup we scraped it off her white cotton panties and made nacho dip with it.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 16, 2003

unacceptable

Something extremely inappropriate.

Your mother's extreme amount of cooch hair is unacceptable.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 23, 2003

flesh

Nummy meat.

Your flesh looks appetizing, Clarice.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

emoticon

A means of expressing emotion via Internet chat rooms and private messages.

(Note: Do not use emoticons unironically, unless you're speaking to someone who doesn't understand your language.)

:) happy
:( unhappy
:D overjoyed
:C profoundly unhappy
(^-^) ecstatic anime fan

by Tommy Wommy Womsters March 26, 2005

penile cavity

The result of being so goddamn afraid your penis freaks out and sucks into your intestines.

Looking at that fucking Eskimo/Whale freaked me out so much my weenus shrunk into itself, forming a penile cavity.

by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 8, 2003