messed up

i beat u up

man dawg i messed u up

by Tommy May 03, 2003

stacks of wax

a pile of vinyl records often found in studios

nothing but the stacks of wax, man

by tommy September 19, 2003

insomnial

Adjective used to describe the state of having insomnia.

"It's 4am, how are you feeling?"
"Very insomnial."

by Tommy June 12, 2006

askewer

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

by Tommy April 29, 2005

sporkmasta

Weakest of all masters often laughed at by janitorial staff.

Did you see sporkmasta yesterday? No he was probally too busy playing WoW

by Tommy February 28, 2005

Sporkmasta

BIGGEST POSER OF ALL TIME!! Often associated with gender confusion, and sexual disorientation. Extreamly N00bish at Halo and frequently mistaken for a sac of potatoes.

Caught sporking on Sunday? No only a Sporkmasta would be that foolish.

by Tommy February 28, 2005

ghetto metal

(n): A musical genre combining rap and heavy metal. Usually performed by corny white guys, but not always.

"Eh, I don't really like Limp Bizkit, I'm not really into Ghetto Metal."

by Tommy March 26, 2003