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Mangum: The feeling of an ass raping which results in a slimy fungal growth in the rectal opening caused by a tyrannical ruling by a judge or other authority figure.
"The judge took my kids, my car, and let my stepfather in-law steal my family. I was totally mangumed ."
by Tommi McLaughlin April 26, 2016
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Masculine of vajazzle. To adorn or encrust one's gnadsatchel with jewels or other wee shiny bits.
Masculine of vajazzle. To adorn or encrust one's gnadsatchel with jewels or other wee shiny bits.
by Tommi McLaughlin January 29, 2017
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They rolled up on the USS Saltine skippin' and hitchin' after they saw that black man get jumped by a pack of white guys and then they kicked they asses.
by Tommi McLaughlin August 8, 2023
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