Milk Sisters

When two gay guys have had intercourse with the same guy, they become "milk sisters''.

Guy #1: I went home with a guy from the bar last night.
Guy #2: Ooh guuurl you slut. Was he cute? What's his name?
Guy #1: You know it! His name's Johnny.
Guy #2: Is he blond? Johnny... Johnny Smith?
Guy #1: Yeah....
Guy #2: Gimme a hug guuurll. We are official milk sisters.

by Tominator January 04, 2012

Sprog flume

noun

Vagina

Daddy, why were you and Mummy making so much noise last night?

Ah don’t you worry Son, Daddy was just having a go on the sprog flume

by Tominator May 22, 2023

Disensprogulation

n (formal) The act of giving birth

I'll be back on the probioptics after disensprogulation

by Tominator July 26, 2023

Nard Purse

n. (Formal) Variant of nutsack, ballbag etc. The scrotum

Hairless cats freak me out. It’s like, why is that nard purse looking at me?

by Tominator February 04, 2023

Batter Chalice

n. (Scots) a Cum Dumpster

Your sister is an absolute Batter Chalice, Douglas

by Tominator July 06, 2022

Probioptic

A health tonic which, instead of promoting the development of beneficial bacteria in the digestive tract, primarily promotes double vision

I consider myself health-conscious. I make sure to take my probioptics every day.

Probioptics: Available over the counter in all good off-licences...

by Tominator March 31, 2023

Phalactites

The jizz-based Artex on a teenaged boys bedroom ceiling

If you’re going into Nathan’s bedroom, mind your head on the phalactites

by Tominator July 06, 2022