Definitions by Tomicus

Ultra-Terrestrial 

An individual who is exceptionally active and prone to the outdoors.

My cousin is always outdoors! If he is not parasailing or dirtbiking, he is parasailing or skiing. You've heard of Extra-Terrestrials? He's an Ultra-Terrestrial!

Ultra-Terrestrial by Tomicus April 6, 2009

Alch-Calc 

Alch-Calc: the calculation required to determine how long you will need to exercise non-stop to burn off the calories accumulated from drinking alchohol during a particular alchohol consumption opportunity.

Damn, I drank like a fish last night! My Alch-Calc is 25 hours!

Alch-Calc by Tomicus April 6, 2009

Spendonomics 

Spendonomics

The belief in the economic theory of Spendenomics in which you can SAVE money by SPENDING money or by BUYING things on sale that you don't need. Closely related to Mommieconomics.

I was using the theory of spendonomics when I bought the lawnmower on sale. Now I am uncertain which closet in my apartment I should store it in.

Spendonomics by Tomicus April 6, 2009

Mommieconomics 

Belief in the economic theory that it is possible to SPEND one's way out of bankruptcy.

"The legislature engaged in Mommieconomics when they passed the 800 gazillion dollar spending budget for this fiscal year. "

Mommieconomics by Tomicus February 25, 2009

Crapference 

A so called "Leadership" conference put on by companies who's managers are clueless.

I have a Crapference scheduled for the 25th of next month so I won't be able to get any work done.

Crapference by Tomicus January 31, 2009