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Buffetish

The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.
Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.
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Maximinimal

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.
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Maximinimal

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.
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tragicomical

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.
The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.
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Inflatulous

That swelling, bloated feeling one gets due to an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. Or, the suffering caused by the accumulation of gas in that same intestinal track.
I just boiled cabbage and beer and I am so inflatulous I think I'm going to explode!

My stomach is so inflatulous I can't fasten my pants.
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Entremaneur

Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.
Ted Kennedy certainly is a great entremaneur.
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Cephalanalectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.
Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.
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