TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough's definitions
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 24, 2006
Get the tittiotmug. Some quotes by those speaking fluent Sarcastonian:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific." - Lily Tomlin
"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough March 25, 2019
Get the Sarcastonianmug. The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough April 25, 2011
Get the Buffetishmug. When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough November 15, 2010
Get the Maximinimalmug. by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough August 15, 2017
Get the Memorectomymug. Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.
David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough February 5, 2007
Get the Protoctical Illusionmug. When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.
Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.
by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough November 15, 2010
Get the Maximinimalmug.