Maximinimal

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.

Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough November 15, 2010

Puscatore

Noun: Describing the personal qualities of having a nominal form of toughness while actually manifesting ineffective wimpiness.

This word was invented by QuattrOne on the Oddly Enough boards at Yahoo.

The French are a puscatore nation.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough June 23, 2004

Inflatulous

That swelling, bloated feeling one gets due to an accumulation of gas in the alimentary canal. Or, the suffering caused by the accumulation of gas in that same intestinal track.

I just boiled cabbage and beer and I am so inflatulous I think I'm going to explode!

My stomach is so inflatulous I can't fasten my pants.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough November 15, 2010

Cephalanalectomy

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.

Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough January 13, 2007

Maximinimal

When the quantity of a thing reaches the largest area it can occupy before being reclassified to the next higher size.

Veronica's boobs are maximinimal for that halter top...one deep breath and those puppies will make a break for freedom.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough November 15, 2010

tragicomical

A form of political stupidity that produces such absurdly tragic consequences it evokes hysterical laughter in the masses.

The new Healthcare law is so tragicomical, I don't know whether to kill myself now or wait and let them do it for me.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough July 05, 2010

Protoctical Illusion

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.

David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.

by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough February 05, 2007