Definitions by Tom Thamuz

box

Of or relating to the female genetalia.

Why that dirty bitch! I'm gonna boot her in the box!

box by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

saddlehorn 

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

saddlehorn by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

third input 

Slang. Anal intercourse.

So I asked her if I could give her the third input and she kicked me in the junk!

third input by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

beernuts 

The official disease of Milwaukee.

The doctor told me today that I've got the worst case of beernuts he's ever seen!

beernuts by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

cottonballs 

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

cottonballs by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

third knuckle shuffle 

1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.

1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.

third knuckle shuffle by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

gnat bread

Smegma.

"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"

gnat bread by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003