gnat bread

Smegma.

"I ain't suckin no dick covered in gnat bread! Go home and wash you prick!"

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003

cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003

funbags

1. A term for boobs.

2. A term for a woman with nice boobs.

1. Hey, lemme grab hold of those funbags!

2. Hey guys, I just got off the phone with Funbags and she's heading over in an hour.

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003

tunnelbuddy

slang - Homosexual man (i.e. the catcher)

That over there is walking like he's got something up his ass, he's got to be a tunnelbuddy

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003

schmeckle

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003

beernuts

The official disease of Milwaukee.

The doctor told me today that I've got the worst case of beernuts he's ever seen!

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003

saddlehorn

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003