third input

Slang. Anal intercourse.

So I asked her if I could give her the third input and she kicked me in the junk!

by Tom Thamuz September 02, 2003

Slim

A term to refer to fat people and/or people who are constantly hungry.

Hey slim, quit eating all the breakfast burritos!

by Tom Thamuz September 02, 2003

gorilla mints

Menthol cigarettes (Kools, Newports)

Man, why you be smokin those gorilla mints?!

by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003

third knuckle shuffle

1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.

1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.

by Tom Thamuz September 02, 2003

lunchbox

A term used to refer to fat people and/or someone who is constantly hungry.

Hey lunchbox, lay off the mayonnaise!

by Tom Thamuz September 02, 2003

saddlehorn

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

by Tom Thamuz September 02, 2003

cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

by Tom Thamuz September 02, 2003