Tom Thamuz's definitions

meathound

Slut, easy woman, etc. The kind of girl who has her thong hanging out for the world to stare at it and makes no attempts to correct the situation.

Dude you can totally tell that girl's a meathound.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

box

Of or relating to the female genetalia.

Why that dirty bitch! I'm gonna boot her in the box!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

schmeckle

Yiddish term for penis.

Oh dear, it looks like I've got some schmutz on my schmeckle!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

cottonballs

The dreaded later stage of beernuts.

When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

tunnelbuddy

slang - Homosexual man (i.e. the catcher)

That over there is walking like he's got something up his ass, he's got to be a tunnelbuddy

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

third knuckle shuffle

1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.

1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

saddlehorn

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003