Tom Griffiths's definitions

i would rather eat my own toe

A very good phrase to use when you dont want to do something

Person one: Hey will you go out with me?

Person two: Ummm well to be quite honest with you i would rather eat my own toe!

by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008

sketty

A fat sweaty discusting girl that nobody wants to be with.

Look at that sweaty sketty girl!!

by Tom Griffiths February 25, 2008

khoyratty

A smelly skunk like creature often only appearing at night, very endangered and extremely violent. it has sharp spines on its back that fire out when prevoked and its odour is enough to kill a man

fucking khoyratty dirty piece of shit smells like fuck

by Tom Griffiths February 24, 2008