Wank Pheasant

An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.
There is no need to be a wank pheasant!
by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016
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Twerp

The word twerp has been classified as both parliamentary and unparliamentary language.

In 1956, the Speaker at the House of Commons ruled it an order because he assumed "it was a sort of technical term of the aviation industry".

It was later classified as unacceptable
"You are an absolute twerp!!"

what u mean that i am involved in the aviation industry??

No i am suggesting that your behaviour is absolutely unacceptable!!!
by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006
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c.moore

The c.moore is decscibed as a very rare breed as it is half a humanoid, quater ET and quater hobbit/smegal. The c.moore has big ears that are often used as radars and very bushy curly hair to keep warm.
"look over there!! The C.Moore is there in that hedge!!!
by Tom Elgie May 24, 2006
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penny-readings

Entertainments consisting of readings, with music, &c. the price of admission being a penny. they commenced in 1859, and were formerly common, but are now less heard of.
Shall we go the the penny-readings today
by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006
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Ornature

1. Decoration

2. A public holiday occuring generall towards the end of May, and set apart for the decoration of the graves of those who fell in the American Civil War.
1. What beautiful ornature that is displayed.

2. Ornature this year will be the best time to remember those who died in the civil war
by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006
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Sneerag

A child's toy, made of the larger bone of a pig's foot and two worsted strings, and worked so as to give a snoring sound.
I used to play with my sneerag, back in the day.
by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006
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automobilist

One who uses or drives an automobile; (c.1900).
"Are you an automobilist?"
by Tom Elgie June 18, 2006
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