When a man's pubic hair is so unkempt that it completely engulfs the shaft.
This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.
This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.
I had a bad Grindr hookup last night. The motherfucker had a Blaziken Bush. I felt like I was flossing when I was going down on him.
by Tom Cruise Dawg May 15, 2024
A bush that's so massive that it covers the entire penis. References the Pokemon: Blaziken, who has a bush covering his junk.
"I am never going to see Jerry ever again"
"What? Why? I thought you had a good time?"
"We did, but then I unzipped his pants to have sexy time and all I saw was a Blaziken Bush"
"What? Why? I thought you had a good time?"
"We did, but then I unzipped his pants to have sexy time and all I saw was a Blaziken Bush"
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 14, 2023
When an old person in a nursing home suddenly gets a surge of strength and starts throwing hands with a nurse.
by Tom Cruise Dawg May 25, 2025
A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.
References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.
by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023
When someone dances so atrociously that it looks like they're having a seizure. This references Jojo Siwa, who dances like she put hot sauce on her vagina.
by Tom Cruise Dawg May 31, 2024
The jealous fat girl who's a friend of a 10/10 looking girl. You can usually spot them by their blue hair, Jack Skellington tattoo, and their distinctive waddle the moment they see you talking to their attractive friend trying to break it up.
I saw my buddy hitting it off with a hot goth girl. Then I saw Godzilla waddling over to him and I knew what I had to do.
by Tom Cruise Dawg February 08, 2025