Definitions by Tom Cruise Dawg

Sleepytime Swinger 

When an old person in a nursing home suddenly gets a surge of strength and starts throwing hands with a nurse.

Joey gave nurse Merissa a Sleepytime Swinger when she threatened to take away his ice cream.

Sleepytime Swinger by Tom Cruise Dawg May 24, 2025

Godzilla 

The jealous fat girl who's a friend of a 10/10 looking girl. You can usually spot them by their blue hair, Jack Skellington tattoo, and their distinctive waddle the moment they see you talking to their attractive friend trying to break it up.

I saw my buddy hitting it off with a hot goth girl. Then I saw Godzilla waddling over to him and I knew what I had to do.

Godzilla by Tom Cruise Dawg February 8, 2025

Siwa Seize 

When someone dances so atrociously that it looks like they're having a seizure. This references Jojo Siwa, who dances like she put hot sauce on her vagina.

Dude, stop, you're embarrassing me. Your doing the Siwa Seize.

Siwa Seize by Tom Cruise Dawg May 31, 2024

Blaziken Bush 

When a man's pubic hair is so unkempt that it completely engulfs the shaft.

This references the Pokémon "Blaziken", who famously always looks like he has a bush covering his dong.

I had a bad Grindr hookup last night. The motherfucker had a Blaziken Bush. I felt like I was flossing when I was going down on him.

Blaziken Bush by Tom Cruise Dawg May 15, 2024

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps 

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps by Tom Cruise Dawg December 27, 2023

Blaziken Bush 

A bush that's so massive that it covers the entire penis. References the Pokemon: Blaziken, who has a bush covering his junk.

"I am never going to see Jerry ever again"
"What? Why? I thought you had a good time?"
"We did, but then I unzipped his pants to have sexy time and all I saw was a Blaziken Bush"

Blaziken Bush by Tom Cruise Dawg December 14, 2023