Tom 's definitions

titty bitch

the word "nipple" and "female dog" combined.

I like your titty, bitch

by tom December 23, 2003

switchfoot

l33tong band, anyone who don't like them are either gay or were refused their mothers titty as a youngster

Fred: hello i am kuni cos i dont like switchfoot
Jiminy: I agree whole heartedly my african american brother.

by Tom March 9, 2005

coolio

The "cool" guy on emuw and several other infamoust forums.

Everybody says "omg it's teh cool guy!!!1" when they see him

by Tom March 27, 2003

octomonkey

an multi-limbed siumian, an eight armed monkey, its pretty self explanatry. created in a secret lab on an indian berial ground in central klopatchistan. habitat swamp mangroves, diet small klopatchistani volcano rabbits. very highly priced for there fur

"look at that octomonkey in the tree"
or
"ahhhhhhhh that octomonkey just eviscerated that klopatchistani volcano rabbit"
or
"nooooooooooooooo killer octomonkeys chewing my leg"

by tom April 5, 2005

living large

Living with an extravagant or self-indulgent lifestyle.

Angus has been living large since he won the lotto.

by Tom December 3, 2004

plz

A male, usually in his early twenties, who has a constant look of depression/boredom/apathy. The plz also usually has a Fred Durst goatee, some kind of necklace or bracelet, and a really shitty attitude.

I saw a bunch of plzs when I went to Ohio University, they were drinking Natty Light.

by Tom July 28, 2003

uber

A word which is more-or-less a substitute for the word 'really'. See example.

Instead of "I'm really pissed off"

"I'm uber pissed off!"

by Tom September 17, 2003