SysRq

SysRq is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. SysRq used to have it's own key, but now it has been forced into sharing with Print Screen. SysRq is bitter because of this, and many fondue sets have been tarnished due to SysRq's poor attempts to curry the favour of it's fellow victims Pause Break and Scroll Lock. SysRq is currently working on a novel, however since it has no hands, progress has been slow.
by Tom October 14, 2004
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jibbi

The Owner Of A Popular Chat-Room Called HABBO HOTEL.
It does not mean that you stab someone, if you want to say you stabbed someone, the correct word is CHIB! (See Owen I Told U!)
''Look Theres Jibbi!''
''Who's Jibbi?''
''The Manager Of Habbo Hotel!''
by Tom January 09, 2004
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doltswagen

Model of car popular with thicko council-estate dwellers. Usually adorned with tasteless accessories and driven erratically around housing estates until being written-off or stolen and then torched.

Second-hand value? Zero.
I say, Carruthers. You don't want that old XR3-i, it's a doltswagen. Why not try that nice Audi over there.
by Tom November 03, 2003
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Laahnge

The croydonish word for lounge
im gonna sit in the laahnge in y caahncil flat
by Tom September 06, 2003
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chickenmcfuckwich

Why did you get that KFC
Because I am a cunt
by Tom May 13, 2005
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uboot

Dial4fun enters chat
funnyman>> PIE MAN!!
you are being ignored by dial4fun.
by Tom June 04, 2003
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cum bain-marie

A scrunt who has that much festering man milk up in her foetal pressure cooker that it is running down the insides if her thighs and leaving a trail behind her
Hey Baz and Petro, look at that tall ugly cum bain-marie over their on the road fisting her self, i'd sure like to stick my meat glock in her and punch her ovaries out through her nostrils.
by Tom August 01, 2004
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