Tom's definitions

sokla

a very fine ass cambodian girl; that gives good head ;)

Damn Sokla you give good head.

by Tom July 3, 2003

retard

1. A person with a mental deficiency
2. An offensive term used to refer to someone acting in an irritating or generally stupid way.

by Tom September 17, 2003

EAUTIFUL

Can mean virtually anything you want it to, it is open to personal interpretation and context wherever you use it.

example 1: Brian stop eautifuling alister (eautiful meaninf fuck)

by tom June 19, 2004

Kitty

1. A small (read: baby) cat.
2. Slang for vagina.

See also: pussy

1. Aww...look at the little kitty!
2. You gonna get yourself some kitty this weekend, Bill?

by Tom November 26, 2003

gaint

loss of blood to the brain due to overly large erection.

i get gaint all the frikin' time

by tom November 25, 2003

fatherlove

When Hilton does Nick up the ass.

Why Hilton bone me happy!

by Tom November 23, 2003

greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"

Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!

by Tom May 13, 2005