Tom's definitions

cabbage

amazingly sexy person

damn you! cabbage youre hot

by Tom November 8, 2004

broin

Typo for the word BORIN

Im Broin

by tom September 16, 2003

Congo Canyon

Congo Canyon, a slang term for an extremely hairy ass.

Damn, did you see that bitch's ass? That hoe had one hell of a Congo Canyon!

Jesus Tom! Your Congo Canyon is so damn cute.

by Tom October 18, 2004

Valezed

It's like getting owned, but much, much worse.

Jack: Did you see that picture of Seargent Shame.
Alex: Yeah, those prisoners got owned.
Jack: No, they got valezed

by Tom May 18, 2004

Koholint Island

The setting of the game "The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening". Home to Marin, Tarin, Madam Meow-Meow, and other assorted characters. Also known as "the island of dreams".

"What? Zelda? No, my name's Marin! You must be feeling a little woozy. You are on Koholint Island!"

by Tom October 21, 2003

Sporkanite

Believer in the philosophy of the great SporK.

Believer in SporKanism.

People on BFC are Sporkanites.

by Tom May 1, 2004

townie

townie: smelly person who hates all that wear different things to them.
listen to music that my 8 year old sister cud do better at and just are generally scum.

townie: you disraspectin me?
average joe:no i dint say anything, you oaf.
townie;you disrespectin me you sayit to me face.init and all dat. westside. bling.

by tom November 12, 2004