Tom's definitions

KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.

That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.

by Tom December 6, 2004

nuritation

any type of sexual activities using dairy products or plant foods

this is just wrong, don't try it. i beg you. it fuckin makes you sore.

by tom November 25, 2003

blato

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.

"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"

by Tom March 7, 2004

puddin-footed

Ususally refers to a horses foot. A bare-footed horse's foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time.

That horse will wear a #2 shoe - It's puddin-footed. She's run around barefoot so long she's puddin-footed

by Tom February 17, 2005

Equipment

have a guess! Duh!

I have sophisticated equipment thats well hard

by TOm November 17, 2003

Geeve

1. Having no particular interest or concern; apathetic: geeve about the sufferings of others
2. Having no marked feeling for or against: She geeved about their proposal
3. Not mattering one way or the other: I geeve which outfit you choose
4. Characterized by a lack of partiality; unbiased: a geeving moderator
5. Not active or involved; neutral: guests of this site geeve

One who "geeve"s; Often heard to utter the word "meh", type *shrugs shoulders.

by Tom February 25, 2003

evil soap

Also known as IncubusVoid, evil pepper, and suspendingboy.

This guy rules over the internet, he can do ANYTHING! he writes hacks and stuff, and runs a self written operating system loosely based on Linux. He plays StarCraft and Diablo regularly.

Guy1: Dude, what happened to your computer?
Guy2 (victom): evil soap (or other nickname) hacked me... i am emotionally ruined.

by Tom May 2, 2004