Lazor

How Strong Bad spells "laser". Also, one of four band names suggested by Strong Bad, along with Bigg Nife, Taranchula, and Limozeen.
"Now I know you were expecting me to pick things like guitars and lazor guns... Aw man! Why didn't I pick guitars and lazor guns?"
by Tom December 31, 2003
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south

Often mistakenly known as the states that seceded from the Union during the Civil War, it is actually a geographic area of the US states that lie south of the Mason-Dixon Line and the Ohio River, and also the states of Arkansas, Louisiana, and Texas. The South consists of the states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Virginia, and West Virginia.
That idiot I met on spring break actually thought Boston was in Maryland, surprised he was when I informed him that Maryland is below the Mason-Dixon Line.
by Tom August 22, 2005
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hard g

the letter g in a word, if pronounced as a voiced velar stop.
Hard g appears in the following words: garlic, gum, goose. The following are not examples of hard g: ginger, germ, gerbil.
by Tom November 16, 2003
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1990

A breakdancing move that was invented in the mid 1980s. Various origins for the name include it being thought of as what would be "the move of the 90s", but who named the move and why is a matter of opinion.

Essentially the move is a spinning, one handed handstand. It is usually performed without the other hand touching the ground for the duration of the spin, which can be more than 10 rotations.

Variations include the 2000, where both hands are clasped together below the head and spun on making balance more difficult.
"Have you seen Joe's 1990s? He can get six rotations now!"
by Tom October 16, 2003
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uber drizunk

The state one is in after having consumed a copious amount of booze. More drunk than drunk, sloshed, shitfaced.
James was so uber drizunk, he fell down the stairs and began yelling, "Yayasss yayassss yeahs yeahs yeahs" uncontrollably.
by Tom January 18, 2005
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shizzout

shizzout: to give someone a shout out, or acknowledgement
I be's giving a shizzout to all my homies back in da hood, fo all their support
by Tom May 13, 2005
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KiloTom

A Tom is a unit of ludicrosity. One Tom is defined as the amount of ludicrosity require to cause 1 eye twitch in an average size human. A KiloTom is 1,000 Toms.
That speech by President Bush was at least 50 KiloToms.
by Tom December 06, 2004
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