ToM's definitions

diaryland

diaryland.com, which houses free online blogs and diaries.

i keep track of my shit on diaryland.

by tom March 1, 2004

pearly gates

the place you need to go through to get to heaven.

i hopped the pearly gates and got sent to hell.

by tom March 2, 2004

mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.

i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras

by tom March 2, 2004

fly on the wall

someone who secretly watches something. like they're a fly on the wall and you don't notice them.

carlos knows that rosita's baby is really chico's thanks to that fly on the wall.

by tom March 2, 2004

dork

1.(n) a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.

Cassandra started to mumble frequently so she was given a Red Swingline stapler and put her in the room with the rest of the company dorks.

Being a dork is a qualification for the tri-delta sorority.

by Tom March 4, 2004

Hot Beef Injection

To engage in sexual intercorse with someone. wether it be male or female.

"Tom gave Linda one mean taste of the Hot Beef Injection."

by Tom March 5, 2004

Meat Thermometer

To thrust one's penis into the female/male funny stinky spot

"Tim gave Lauth the Meat Thermometer all night long."

by Tom March 5, 2004