ToM's definitions

Butt-slice

An individual who fails to even fulfill the qualifications of asshole, is demoted and characterized by this term.

That guy is freakin' butt-slice.

by TOM November 17, 2004

Polying

The exchange of conversation between two individuals.

Yo so I was polying with him and what not.

by TOM November 17, 2004

Punt-Fucking

A post-intercourse act performed by the male, primarily characterized by a kick to the female vagina.

I was punt-fucking Jill last night and my foot got caught in her vagina.

by TOM November 17, 2004

gypdyke

A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.

"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman

by Tom November 28, 2004

living large

Living with an extravagant or self-indulgent lifestyle.

Angus has been living large since he won the lotto.

by Tom December 3, 2004

churchie

a member of the largest collection of wankerish, arrogant, wiggerish, and loserish assholes ever congregated in one place. uses phrases like "madd ass" and "homie" and "da". wanks off over copping it off six chicks and tells his friends that he actually did. Also exhibits bestial and homosexual tendencies - see also zoomer

Churchie 1: yo my churchie brova nigga madd ass homie. you wanna take that dog in da ass?
Churchie 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

by tom December 4, 2004

caz

Very appealing woman that describes herself as an enigma cagey and thus does your head nut in.

Oh go on Caz

by Tom February 12, 2004