ToM's definitions

titty fuck

having a penis between two breasts and the thrusting the penis untill it jacks off

My bitch just gave me a titty fuck

by ToM January 15, 2003

Bitch dick

1. A persion that has an abnormally small penis.

2. A dumb fuck

Shut the fuck up bitch dick.

by Tom January 24, 2003

Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.

I just totally headshotted that bitch.

by Tom January 24, 2003

robotrip

The act of getting high on cough syrup containing
Dextromethorophan Hyrdobromide (DXM for short)
Robitussin, a popular cough syrup abused, contains DXM, therefore, it is called a "robotrip"

Last night I robotripped my brain away. I was singing and dancing and eating cookies with Big Bird and his pal Snuffleupagus and then I talked to Edgar Allen Poe for an hour or so. Wow, what a great robotrip.

by Tom February 9, 2003

poo pusher

a homosexual. To push poo in a males asshole with ones penis.

Mikey's gay...Hes a poo pusher...

by Tom February 18, 2003

clot

one who sticks dick in vacum cleaner and becomes stuck for all eternity

Thomas likes to clot all day and when hes done he brings the vacume to the repair shop.

by tom February 19, 2003

Impossible

Something that cannot be done.

Trying to nail a load of diarrhoea to the celing. Now that's impossible!

by Tom February 20, 2003