John F. Kerry

Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.

Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.
by Tom May 01, 2004
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Bruges

Untouched for at least 500 years, Brugge (that's how they spell it) is the closest you will ever get to time travel!

If you want to make a woman happy, take her to Brugge!

I went to Brugge on the recommendation of my friends mother so, I didn't think I would like it too much. I was wrong!

I went on a day trip from Paris thinking it would be something I could see in a few hours and not throw off my schedule. I was there for about 5 hours. That was enough to make me change the rest of my plans so I could go back and spend 2 days.

I am not saying you can't see everything you would want to in a few hours but it is the only place where you can feel what it was like 500 years ago.

No ones words will ever do it justice so I won't bother trying. All I will say is, it is the city you will never want to leave. Paris, Berlin, Amsterdam, none of these can compare with Brugge. The people are friendly, the food is good and cheap, the hotels are inexpensive, and the history runs deeper than any other city. Brugges was not bombed in either of the world wars, it is what it was: beautiful!
Bruges the most beautfiul place in Europe!!!!!
by Tom September 28, 2004
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Docker

1. A half smoked cigarette usually found on sidewalks and various other places.
2. A person who smokes dockers.
"That dude is sick, he smokes dockers."
by Tom September 30, 2003
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Miller Place

This is the most ghetto town on the face of the earth. There are so many hardcore gangsters that you will cry when you try to walk through the streets of miller place. You can not walk through this town with out a huge GAT
Man millerplace is so ghetto we cant go through there with out bumpin into a huge gangster that would want to shoot us.
by Tom February 27, 2005
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Doom

Strange guy who lives in a box
see also, 'pimp without ho's'
"omg, look at that! It's a doom!"
"BWAHAHAHA"
by Tom March 27, 2003
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This combo also includes portions of the houdini, Houdini, The - the part when you pull out and spit on her back. In response, she believes you're done and turns around. Then, BAM, spunk in her face and yell, "HOUDINI" because you tricked her, or in this case continue with the Strawberry Sanchez with Sprinkles.
by Tom March 29, 2005
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I

symbol for current, in amperes. Defined by the voltage (in volts) in a current divided by resistance(in ohms).
The voltage is 10 Volts, and the resistance is 5 Ohms. So, I is equal to 2. I need to get laid. Badly.
by Tom April 18, 2005
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