religion

an idea somebody accepts despite all evidence to the contrary.

Life is worth living.

by Tom March 11, 2005

Brussels

Belgium is the country with the best beer in the world (we try to be objective). Therefore, your stay in Brussels cannot be complete without a visit to one of the many typical and beautiful cafes and pubs that you will find here.

Beer capital of the world!!!!

by Tom September 28, 2004

fwackoom

To destroy with a really impressively cool magic attack.

"Look! I'm fwackooming your king!"

by Tom December 29, 2003

shut your north and south

shut your mouth

shut your north and south you fuck head

by tom October 21, 2003

twins uncle

he is able to fo anything in the twins imagination. he has everything you could possibly have. a ficticious character mad eup by the twins. he is an extremely rich and has a mile long house with 20 harley davidsons, all brand new.

have you met the twins uncle. NO CAUSE HE IS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT

by Tom May 27, 2004

up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

by Tom February 27, 2004

metuchen

A pissant, white, upper-middle class, central-Jersey town that is the donut hole of Edison and somehow has both an exit from the turnpike and the parkway AND a nearby amtrak stop.

Metuchen? Oh yea, I passed your exit on the parkway once.

by tom January 12, 2004