Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
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Uber pot

Door-to-door delivery of weed
Dude, the heck with going to the dispensary, just call uber pot
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A melania

To steal small portions of another's speech to borderline plagiarize
Donald didn't mind when his wife pulled a melania because she makes up for it in other ways
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Jaeger scooter

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne
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A donald

When you speak in circles making waves while saying absolutely nothing
Drew pulled a Donald as he spewed make-believe about building a gold wall along the entire Rio Grande pledging "it will be seen from Mars"
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A cheeky Ivan

When the Russian slapping game transforms you to a different state or name in one swing.
Boris was slapped so hard he became a cheeky Ivan
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Power Wood

When a guy gets a hard-on from obtaining a powerful position or control of an adrenaline-filled situation
Pat sported power wood after sitting in the captain's chair of his buddy's pontoon boat
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