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Definitions by Tiny dancer at the girls forum

Duck flatulence 

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart
Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

Dis-knee to the groin 

When one feels subjected to too many Disney movies
Although John loved his daughter, watching Lion King 47 times felt like a dis-knee to the groin

A melania 

To steal small portions of another's speech to borderline plagiarize
Donald didn't mind when his wife pulled a melania because she makes up for it in other ways

Great rationalizer

one who selects partial truths to tell a story in the way he wants it to be known
James is a great rationalizer spinning the facts to his views

Schnozdick 

Long bulbous nose that can stimulate female genitalia to orgasm
Rodney took care of business, hands- and penis-free, with his Schnozdick

Jaeger scooter 

Whatever means you get home after a night of binge shots of jaegermeiester
Thanks to a jaeger scooter, Chris made it home after 6 double shots of the German champagne

Blue goo 

Pappy blew his blue goo when mama smurf took off her apron