Beer band

When a band sounds better after the audience drank several beers

Tenacious D is a true beer band who sound better after we drink 4 lagers

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 13, 2016

One sick cowboy

When a rancher goes old-school in castrating sheep with his teeth.

Rowdy is one sick cowboy, a shepherd with ball-less sheep thanks to his incisors

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 12, 2016

Schnozdick

Long bulbous nose that can stimulate female genitalia to orgasm

Rodney took care of business, hands- and penis-free, with his Schnozdick

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 01, 2016

Blue goo

Smurf cum

Pappy blew his blue goo when mama smurf took off her apron

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 01, 2016

Scotch chub

When whisky gets a guy semi-erected

Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Chub bud

2 guy friends with synchronized semi-erections

Pat and Mike became closer chub buds when they pitched tents while pitching a tent together

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 23, 2016

Duck flatulence

If it smells like a duck, sounds like a duck... It might be a quack-sounding fart

Heather had terrible duck flatulence that Polly thought they were at a pond

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum August 11, 2016