Retalipoo

A punishment from your kitty when you either 1. neglect the litter box. 2. leave them unattended for too long.

Armed with a giant supply of paper towels, I am on the hunt for more retalipoo.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 01, 2009

Memhoarder

A person who only reads memoirs. And most likely trashy Hollywood memoirs.

When Charlie Sheen writes his memoir Lola will be the first winner in line at the book signing. What a memhoarder.

by Tinkerbell Hilton August 22, 2011

One Tweet Wonder

Sending one tweet then you're done.

There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 08, 2009

Urban Dieting

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.

Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009

wink wink work

Sexual favors are implied in the work duties.

Feline - "I'll be in town this week for work."

Johnny - "Is that wink wink work?"

Feline - "I will have to get to know you first."

by Tinkerbell Hilton March 10, 2011

McBoobs

Manboobs caused by eating McRibs.

Greg developed McBoobs after eating a daily McRib.

by Tinkerbell Hilton January 27, 2011

wink wink work

Sexual favors are implied in the work duties.

Feline - "I'll be in town this week for work."

Johnny - "Is that wink wink work?"

Feline - "That remains to be seen."

by Tinkerbell Hilton March 18, 2011