Tinkerbell Hilton's definitions

Memhoarder

A person who only reads memoirs. And most likely trashy Hollywood memoirs.

When Charlie Sheen writes his memoir Lola will be the first winner in line at the book signing. What a memhoarder.

by Tinkerbell Hilton August 22, 2011

One Tweet Wonder

Sending one tweet then you're done.

There is a great article today on the Slate about one tweet wonders.

by Tinkerbell Hilton June 8, 2009

Urban Dieting

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.

Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 18, 2009

McBoobs

Manboobs caused by eating McRibs.

Greg developed McBoobs after eating a daily McRib.

by Tinkerbell Hilton January 27, 2011

Retalipoo

A punishment from your kitty when you either 1. neglect the litter box. 2. leave them unattended for too long.

Armed with a giant supply of paper towels, I am on the hunt for more retalipoo.

by Tinkerbell Hilton April 1, 2009

trophy date

A trophy date is used to describe a hot young working woman who only dates men who are half thier age plus 7 years. The 7 years plus is a bonus measure added for luck purposes only.

I had a trophy date last night with a new guy working for Amazon.com.

by Tinkerbell Hilton May 28, 2009

Fauxtweeter

A person who sets up a fake celebrity Twitter account.

I hope the fauxtweeter who set up the Darth Vader Twitter account gets busted. I thought that was for real!

by Tinkerbell Hilton July 7, 2009