An individual often seen in IT departments who desperately try to create work (usually resource allocation, request routing and approval related) in an attempt to give importance to whatever they are doing and preserve their jobs.
We have a huge flab of Keynes workers in our organization.
by ashishram April 9, 2009
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Skandar Keynes, a 14 year old british actor best know for his role in the recent Chronicles of Narnia film as Edmund Pevensie. He lives in London and has 2 cats, Puss and Boots, and an older sister called Soumaya. He is distantly related to naturalist Charles Darwin.
A common mispelling for Skandar Keynes name is Skander.
His name is pronounced, Skand-der Canes.
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A city in England. Home of the concreate Cows, lots of trees and a friggin awesome shopping center, PLUS many amazing people who all love Nigerians
"Im off to Milton Keynes next week end"
"Oh? How utterly amazing! Say hi to the Cows for me."
by A box of Crackers Please February 8, 2010
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A great borough, located between London an Birmingham and comprising of the towns Bletchley, Wolverton, Stony Stratford and Newport Pagnell. Ignorant outsiders often mock MK, mistaking it as just the shopping centre and crying because a simple grid system is too hard for their special little brains.

Most people are jealous of Milton Keynes, resorting to abusing a place where people live, You'd think they had better things to do? A main focus when "slaggin off" MK is that we lack history, seeing as we are a NEW town I believe the enigma at bletchley park, the birth of the phrase "cock and bull story" and the ROMAN, yes roman, villa's at Bancroft are a start for history.

MK can also boast many lakes, woodland areas, parks and an extensive redway system. Pubs and Clubs are also in abundance, with many on canal side or overlooking pleasant views. There are things to do for everyone, for example, an indoor ski slope, two multiplex cinemas (one being the first in Europe) a theatre, many leisure centres, the national hockey stadium, the national badminton centre, stadium:MK, the bowl, an indoor ice rink, (with a hockey team that has won the English Premier Ice Hockey League 5 seasons running) a theme park for children, a wakeboarding centre as well as a vast selection of restaurants set in amazing scenery and much more.

Basically, the people who live here love it and are happy to live here. You people who want to slag it off don't live here, you don't have to come here (oh but you do for our great shopping) so just get a life. :D
Example:
ignorant outsider: "My brain cannot cope with the simple fact that up and left is the same as left and up!"
Person from MK: It's just a grid system
ignorant outsider: "Well, Milton Keynes has... no... soul... yes, soul.
Person from MK: Jealous much?
by Sam JB January 4, 2008
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A place located between London and Birmingham Which has postcode gangs but only gang on job are m4 & 614 otherwise b3 are wet and reece checkz gets tormented by yr7s and nerds.
Milton Keynes is a full of ugly cunts bruv
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The most shithoused college in the UK.
Yo look at that retard over there, he prob goes Milton Keynes college
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The shittest school in Milton Keynes ! Everyone that teaches there are neeks , half the girls there are (pregnant) ahahah
Person 1: you stole my chicken nuggets innit fam

Person 2: nah it was the nittys at Milton Keynes academy
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