Lootbegging

An alternative to bootlegging for people who are too cheap to legitimately obtain entertainment. Rather than illegally download entertainment or buy a pirated copies from Chinatown, the typical lootbegger seeks out legitimate merchandise owned by their friends, and begs them to let him / her borrow it.
John: Hey, can I borrow Madden?

Hank: I'm not done playing it.

John: Pretty please? You've been at it for like a month!

Hank: Jeez man, have you ever actually bought something, or are you planning on lootbegging for the rest of your life?
by Timstuff February 25, 2009
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bathroom choir

Used to describe the terrible noises that you must endure in a public restroom when you walk in and someone (or multiple persons) are in the process of taking a dump. Or, it can simply be an allusion to using the public restroom.
"I had to take a leak the other day, but the bathroom choir was in full session, so I got out of that restroom ASAP."

"I'll be back in a second. I have a practice session with the bathroom choir."
by Timstuff March 08, 2008
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d.a.r.e.

Drugs Are Retarded Expiriments

Downvote away, druggies! You'll never be as smart or have as much money or fun as me, because I don't do drugs. HAHAH!
Stupid Druggy: Oh man, I can't stand how people say pot make you stupid! I'm going to go on Urban Dictionary and write a bunch of BS definitions for D.A.R.E. and the War on Drugs!

Sober person: Fine. Enjoy your drugs and completely fruitless lifestyle surfing the web from your mom's basement. I'm going to go back to school where I've been getting A's all week.
by Timstuff April 06, 2008
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mokele-mbembe

The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).
Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.
by Timstuff September 30, 2007
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xx0rz

In 1337 speech, it's used in conjunction with a variety of words to make the word sound "1337." For example: "hackers" becomes "haxx0rz." "Sex" becomes "sexx0rs." Etc.
ZOMG dude, I was playing Counterstrike the other night and then the host turned on teh haxx0rz and started to kilxx0rz everyone!
by Timstuff November 19, 2007
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change course

A politically correct substitute for the word "lose." Has become extremely popular in the last 4 years.
The Springfield Hawks seemed to have victory in the state championship game locked up. But halfway through the game, Coach Moore decided that winning was too hard, and had the team change course.
by Timstuff January 22, 2008
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religious atheist

Someone who hates religion so much that their atheism has become a religion of its own.
Hank: "Man, it's so disgusting that our that our school has a bible study group! I'm going to make a petition to get an atheist club started!"

Bob: "You're totally a religious atheist."

Hank: "AM NOT! So do you want to come to the national prayer week protest blood drive on Saturday?"
by Timstuff October 24, 2007
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