Definitions by Timothy Shady

Hermit Crabs 

When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.

I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.

Hermit Crabs by Timothy Shady May 12, 2011

4G Orgy

When one has multiple phone-sex conversations going on simultaneously.

I called Britney, Diane, and Heather at once and we had a 4G Orgy.

4G Orgy by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

Chapterbating by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011