Timothy Shady's definitions

Hermit Crabs

When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.

I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.

by Timothy Shady May 12, 2011

Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.

Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011

4G Orgy

When one has multiple phone-sex conversations going on simultaneously.

I called Britney, Diane, and Heather at once and we had a 4G Orgy.

by Timothy Shady May 7, 2011