Chapterbating

One who reads while masturbating.
Phil was chapterbating while reading the twilight saga.
by Timothy Shady April 17, 2011
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Hermit Crabs

When you are raped by a hobo, or hermit, and develop crabs.
I was walking downtown, and got hermit crabs from a hobo.
by Timothy Shady April 22, 2011
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4G Orgy

When one has multiple phone-sex conversations going on simultaneously.
I called Britney, Diane, and Heather at once and we had a 4G Orgy.
by Timothy Shady April 17, 2011
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