Definitions by Timothy Flinsmass
Meat
Synonymous to “bullshit” on all accounts.
Man: *sends tinder match a message*
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat
Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house
Guy: classic meat
Girl: *unmatches*
Man: that’s a pile of meat
Bank: we’ve liquidated all of your accounts to pay down your debts before we repossess your car and house
Guy: classic meat
Meat by Timothy Flinsmass August 24, 2022
flake master flex
The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.
Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.
flake master flex by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018
Skipper's remorse
The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.
Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.
Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol
Billy:
Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol
Billy:
Skipper's remorse by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011
G-mine
Random idiot: Holy fuck dude I just woke up and found out my professor is dead so I don't have to write that paper anymore
The kid: That's a G-mine
The kid: That's a G-mine
G-mine by Timothy Flinsmass September 21, 2010
Changin' the Oil
Drew: Jesus fuck I'm bored
Mikey: Me too
Drew: *Exits room and locks self in room*
Mikey: The fuck are you doing in there?
Drew: Changin' the oil
Mikey: that reminds me, i haven't had an oil change in almost 24 hours.
Mikey: Me too
Drew: *Exits room and locks self in room*
Mikey: The fuck are you doing in there?
Drew: Changin' the oil
Mikey: that reminds me, i haven't had an oil change in almost 24 hours.
Changin' the Oil by Timothy Flinsmass February 28, 2010
Prototype
Arguably the most under-rated metal band out there. They gained popularity with the song's appearance of "The Way it Ends" in Guitar Hero 3. A great band with a promising future.
kid 1-Jesus the song "the way it ends" in guitar hero is fuckin hard!
kid 2- Fuck that. prototype rocks.
kid 2- Fuck that. prototype rocks.
Prototype by Timothy Flinsmass May 15, 2009
Musical dejavu
when you are listening to your ipod or mp3 player to a song and you realize the same song is playing in the background at the same time (or very close to)
kid 1:dude i was just listening to eye of the tiger on my ipod at the gym and the same song came on in the background! i thought they only played shitty music at the gym
kid 2: holy shit you just had a musical dejavu
kid 1: jesus christ!!!!!
kid 2: holy shit you just had a musical dejavu
kid 1: jesus christ!!!!!
Musical dejavu by Timothy Flinsmass March 6, 2009