Tim Freckman's definitions

Bethman

A woman who must shave twice a day in order to keep from being approached by Side Show promoters.

Also-The Bestman in a lesbian wedding. (A very common term in San Francisco)

Did you see that Bethman's 2 o'clock Shadow?!

The Bethman let out a loud burp as she handed her th ering!

by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003

Zed

A violent bugamist Biker. (See Pulp Fiction)

Zed played eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide who he was going to bugger first.

by Tim Freckman July 24, 2006

Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Rear Admiral

A super wedgie that (when executed properly) results in the victim being racked AND the elastic band on his shorts being ripped off

I gave the dweeb a serious Rear Admiral and now he wants to take me to court.

Your mother got mad when I gave her a Rear Admiral, but now she begs for them!

by Tim Freckman April 7, 2003

avatar

An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.

Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Democrap

Also - The ridiculous scree these unethical hucksters espouse.

Gore was beaten in 2000 because all he had to offer was still more of Clinton's Democrap.

Hillary says Vince Foster Committed Suicide. That is some serious Democrap!

by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003

human shield

Liberal moron who mocks the Armed Forces that have sacrificed so much just to give the liberal moron a right to espouse pointless, irrelevent, and inflamatory rhetoric in public and to give aid and comfort to the enemy.

Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom

Hopefully all of the human Sheilds will have their American citizenship revoked.

Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!

by Tim Freckman March 27, 2003