Definitions by Tim Freckman

ghoul 

A unehtical reporter that stops at nothing to get a story

The ghoul broke in to the funeral to interview the grieving widow.

The ghouls on the 6 O'clock news speculated about the last few minutes of the victim's life.

ghoul by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003

Lawn Dart 

An incredibly stupid person. Synonyms: Dumb fuck, dip stick, doofus, or dip shit.

She got an F on the Government 101 test. What a Lawn Dart!

Lawn Dart by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

diddler 

A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.

diddler by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

Zimming by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

oxygen thief 

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.

For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination

oxygen thief by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Bethman 

A woman that needs to shave every morning to avoid being visited by side show recruiters.

My sister has a 3 o'clock shadow. What a Bethman!
Did you smell that Bethman's Cheap AfterShave?!?

Bethman by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

avatar

An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.

Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.

avatar by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003