Tim Freckman's definitions

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An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.

Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Bethman

A woman who must shave twice a day in order to keep from being approached by Side Show promoters.

Also-The Bestman in a lesbian wedding. (A very common term in San Francisco)

Did you see that Bethman's 2 o'clock Shadow?!

The Bethman let out a loud burp as she handed her th ering!

by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003

ghoul

A unehtical reporter that stops at nothing to get a story

The ghoul broke in to the funeral to interview the grieving widow.

The ghouls on the 6 O'clock news speculated about the last few minutes of the victim's life.

by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003

human shield

Liberal moron who mocks the Armed Forces that have sacrificed so much just to give the liberal moron a right to espouse pointless, irrelevent, and inflamatory rhetoric in public and to give aid and comfort to the enemy.

Also see - Sucker, dumbass, Hillary Lovin'retard and Soccor Mom

Hopefully all of the human Sheilds will have their American citizenship revoked.

Hopefully the human shields with American Citzenship will get the tip of a US Marine's bayonet!

by Tim Freckman March 27, 2003

Zed

A violent bugamist Biker. (See Pulp Fiction)

Zed played eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide who he was going to bugger first.

by Tim Freckman July 24, 2006

Democrap

Also - The ridiculous scree these unethical hucksters espouse.

Gore was beaten in 2000 because all he had to offer was still more of Clinton's Democrap.

Hillary says Vince Foster Committed Suicide. That is some serious Democrap!

by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003

diddler

A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003