Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom
After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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Lolli Queen

A physically unattractive man who gives fellation in front of Candy stores. (believed to have orginated in San Francisco in the mid 70s - possibly during the filming of a Mitchell bros. Porn Flick - Sodom and Gommorrah)
The mayor was really pissed off that the Lolli Queen would do his act in front of the japanese tourists.
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
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ghoul

A unehtical reporter that stops at nothing to get a story
The ghoul broke in to the funeral to interview the grieving widow.

The ghouls on the 6 O'clock news speculated about the last few minutes of the victim's life.
by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003
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avatar

An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.
Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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oxygen thief

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.
For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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Zed

A violent bugamist Biker. (See Pulp Fiction)
Zed played eeny-meeny-miney-moe to decide who he was going to bugger first.
by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003
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Democrap

Also - The ridiculous scree these unethical hucksters espouse.
Gore was beaten in 2000 because all he had to offer was still more of Clinton's Democrap.

Hillary says Vince Foster Committed Suicide. That is some serious Democrap!
by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003
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