Definitions by Tim Freckman

Democrap 

Also - The ridiculous scree these unethical hucksters espouse.

Gore was beaten in 2000 because all he had to offer was still more of Clinton's Democrap.

Hillary says Vince Foster Committed Suicide. That is some serious Democrap!

Democrap by Tim Freckman March 17, 2003

Lawn Dart 

An incredibly stupid person. Synonyms: Dumb fuck, dip stick, doofus, or dip shit.

She got an F on the Government 101 test. What a Lawn Dart!

Lawn Dart by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

Zimming by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

diddler 

A pedophile who has a special affinity for children under the age of 5.

The Vice President didn't care of Bill was a diddler because all all of his children were in their teens.

Bill dreamt of diddling the preschoolers, but first he had to come up with a democratic scheme to get rid of their parents.

diddler by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

oxygen thief 

A ridiculously lazy person. A blood sucking leech. A moocher who does absolutley nothing to earn his or her keep.

For 8 Years Vice President Gore was the stereotypical oxygen theif. That was how he secured the Democratic Nomination

oxygen thief by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Bethman 

A woman that needs to shave every morning to avoid being visited by side show recruiters.

My sister has a 3 o'clock shadow. What a Bethman!
Did you smell that Bethman's Cheap AfterShave?!?

Bethman by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

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An earth bound hero selected by God to battle a very powerful enemy, or to accomplish a difficult task.

Vishnu tasked me to shampoo his dirty carpet.

avatar by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003