3 definitions by Tim Evans

Garrotting the Turkey

Like choking the chicken but a lot more frantic and urgent. Also known as wanking, spanking the monkey, bashing the bishop, strangling the snake, masturbating or no handed pushups

Im so horny, I need to Garrott the Turkey!

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

Red

1) When it is rag week a woman is discribed as being red

2) Embaressed

1) Damn she'd so red tday, the painters must be in

by Tim Evans February 5, 2004

rusty sherrif's badge

dirty battered "ring piece"
Also known as Rusty Bullet Hole, Ass Hole, Brown Eye, Wrong'Un, Exit Sphincter, Poop Hatch, Loaf Chopper, Cornhole, Poop shute, Shitter, Batty Button, Fudge Barrier, Your Momma's Favourite Place or Brown Blow Hole

A homosexual might say "Hmmm, your rusty sherrif's badge is looking tasty today"

by Tim Evans February 3, 2004