Tim's definitions

sow

A female who often slights ghouls.

That fucking sow slighted me again.

by Tim January 19, 2004

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

by Tim May 10, 2004

northern army

A group led by Chris Brown of Salem. This group of pansies run around wearing fake armor and hit eachother with cardboard swords.

The Hot Karls will destroy the Northern Army.

by Tim June 30, 2003

ricky wong

sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god! sex god!

*Ricky enters room*
*all the girls faint*

by tim April 13, 2005

Reaggaeton

Reggae By spanish rappers

Yo peep that new Reggaeton cd.

by Tim September 3, 2004

dope salad

1. a very fuckable girl (basically the combination of dope and salad amplifies their shared meaning)

2. anything totally shibby

(variations: dope casserole, dope souffle, dope a la mode)

"dude i can't believe you didn't tap dat ass! she is DOPE SALAD!"
"whatever man, i just wanted to kiss the small of her back."
"at least you shoulda given her a little dickle. weak sauce!"

by Tim October 22, 2004

hb

A Guy who is totally bitch-whipped.

Man, ever since you got a girlfriend, you've turned HB

by Tim January 26, 2004