Tim's definitions

nunfer

Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her.

Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was giving me a nunfer this morning.

by Tim May 7, 2003

fucktard

to be a fuck and to look or to act like a retard(usually likes to get rammed in the ass by black guys)

Alex ones fucked stef in her fucktard while taking a shit.

by tim December 5, 2006

chicken butt

This refers to someone who is scared.

"You little chicken butt!"

by Tim April 18, 2005

pompin'

when something is really good

see also rinsin and pompalicious

that new car of yours is pompin

by tim February 21, 2005

Asklar

To attempt something psycotic in nature and in character. Usually involving beastiality or a random usage of a sex toy.

I pulled an Asklar last night with a dildo and a donkey/projector.

by Tim January 20, 2005

Gaff

mucous or plegm emitted during sneezing or coughing especially when it is projected on to oneself.

damn, i just gaffed on my arm.

by tim December 16, 2003

halo

1. n. a completely awesome game made for X-box that only morons dislike because they are bitter that they only have a PS2.

HALO is another example of why X-box kicks ass

by Tim April 5, 2004