Definitions by Tim

Sad Trail 

One might encounter a sad trail when a human of Greek origin displays their lower back, revealing a jungle of despair. A sad trail is also the directional sign one must follow to the last stop of The Underground Railroad. The physical, and emotional opposite of the Happy Trail.

Yo! Did you see Nikolai's sad trail?! He could totally catch small rodents in that shit!

Sad Trail by Tim May 22, 2004

horace lai 

Dumb, incoherent, babbling fool

Damn, that Horace just stabbed himself again!

horace lai by Tim May 17, 2004

nigdu 

used to describe an indian person who tries to be black by wearing hip hop themed clothes and shiny basketball shoes.

ranjeet is a stupid ass nigdu! hey you know how his flying lessons are coming along? i heard he skipped the landing lesson...

nigdu by tim May 17, 2004

true friend 

someone who cares and is there... who just doesn't say they do and not mean it, somone you can call and talk to when your having a really bad time and you can trust with anything .. who won't turn aorund and stab you in the back ...

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

true friend by tim May 16, 2004

the streets 

I often tell my friends there are only two good rappists (sic). "Who, Vanilla Ice and Eminem?" "No, Weird Al and The Streets." There's just something uniquely amazing and beautiful about rapping in proper English.

"Cuttin' the finest cuts of chicken from the big spinning stick"

"Oh the pizza's here, could someone let him in please?
We didn't order chicken.
Not a problem we'll pick it out.
I doubt he meant to mess us about.
After all, we're all men here, not louts."

the streets by Tim May 10, 2004

Jeekus Lou

Used as an "ism." Often used to express reactions to unbelievably stupid, random, or anything else worthy of saying Jeekus Lou, because hey, even if it doesn't make sense it still sounds cool.

Also, Jeekus is Jesus, and Lou is his mechanic. And Cal Poly Owns UCSB. That is all

Jeekus Lou Tim! I can't believe you did that to Amanda!

Jeekus Lou Tim! You are so corny!

Tim, Jeekus Lou!

Jeekus Lou by Tim May 10, 2004

Side Dish 

The side-project that is very entertaining, music-wise.

I'm in a band called Another State of Mind, but I want to start a side-project called, "Side Dish."

Side Dish by Tim May 9, 2004