Tim's definitions

government

lies lies lies and more lies all to "protect the people" and not so all the people in the government can get rich and laugh at everyone else for believing stupid shit that they make up.

yesteday I saw an alien coming towards me with a knife, but the government said it was a stunt for a tv show and yes! of course i believe them.

by Tim April 26, 2003

rusty fish hook

while having sex in the "doggy style" position, you then take one of your index fingers and stick in your partners anus and then hook the corner of their lip with the same finger.

My Girlfriend got mad when I gave her the rusty fish hook.

by Tim November 15, 2003

knobrat

an insult meaning someone is all over penis like (s)he is a rat all over sewage

fuck off you stupid knobrat

by tim February 21, 2005

slights

An act which ghouls find insulting. Usually performed by a sow.

That sow slights us far too much.

by Tim January 19, 2004

spots

Method of smoking pot using two hot knives from the stove and small amount of rolled up ganja. Most effective and cheapest way to smike da 'erb

Who's up for spots? Those 3 spots knocked me on my ass

by tim April 23, 2003

hb

A Guy who is totally bitch-whipped.

Man, ever since you got a girlfriend, you've turned HB

by Tim January 26, 2004

asstit

Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)

"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."

by Tim February 28, 2003