TiM's definitions

lynda

Sexy woman from up north. Is a frog. Also is a enemy of Mr.Roboto

Lynda is a sexy fox. She says ribbit when she is being a frog.

by Tim April 10, 2005

cum alley-oop

when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot

your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!

by Tim April 9, 2005

smoke it

To give a man a blow job

Dude: Smoke it!
Girl: Ewww

by Tim April 8, 2005

elezar

he is fat and a podge and is *different* he always asks for food, the fat krab

david podgy elazar levi dakota 2005

by Tim April 4, 2005

wet seal

Wet seal is basically when you slap a girl in the face with your semi-hard dick. Variations include a facial THEN a wet seal, or a wet seal followed quickly by another wet seal in the other direction. Whenever wet seals are performed, they must be declared. You must let the person know that they have been wet sealed. This also applies to the non-literal definition of wet seal in which you just make someone look like an idiot.

You've just been wet sealed!

by Tim April 3, 2005

crapalapadingdong

A word thats shows that tou are mad.

Awwwww,more homework? Crapalapadingdong.

by Tim April 2, 2005

narley

An adjective used to describe a noun, in which said noun could be alternatively described as "totally sick", "radical", or "wicked".

That wave was sooooo narley, man!

by Tim April 1, 2005