TiM's definitions

cuntract

A cross between cunt and contract, generally used to express the only reason a particular loser would get some:

She hooked up with Ben? Damn, what kind of cuntract did she sign?

by Tim November 18, 2003

Stave

to be crushed within

The waffle iron staved my fingers...again.

by Tim August 13, 2004

BOASMP

A.K.A "Busting out a Shawn Micheals Pose". The outstanding pose that Shawn Micheals would bust out as he entered the ring.

After bowling a strike, I BOASMP, and chicks were all over me.

by tim March 20, 2005

Greenwich Forest

A heavily forested residential neighborhood in Bethesda, Maryland.

I live in Greenwich Forest.

by Tim March 6, 2005

Barney

An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp!) -- even a bad person!

A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it.

2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think?

3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

by Tim August 16, 2004

beyer

a fucking lame ass high skool that is full of preps and jocks

a high school with a ton of popular kids such as preps and jocks and very little stonner kids

by tim January 28, 2005

Ho Chi Minh

The greatest military leader of all time he lead the defence of vietnam against the French, Japanese and the Americans.

i hate townies stupid scum townies

by Tim May 13, 2005