ThroatSlit's definitions

Guitar hero

An awesome, innovative game, that sadly gives tards the impression they can actually play iron man on guitar. Look up guitar hero on YouTube to see what I mean. For this reason, most actual guitarists look down o it, but haven't given an awesome game a chance. Although I wouldn't call it a simulation, it's very far from actual playing guitar.

gamer: OMFG 3y3 KaN PLAY Ir0N MAN 0n t3h G3374r lolzorz!!1!111!!
guitarist: Yeah, too bad a real guitar has 22 frets instead of 5 and 6 strings instead of one. Guitar Hero is for cock smoking fags.
me: Both of you are dumb fucks. Go cut your throats.

by ThroatSlit June 11, 2006

moonlight sonata

possibly one of the most beautiful pieces of music ever performed by anyone ever. Written by Ludwig Van Beethoven.

Moonlight Sonata is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

by ThroatSlit July 30, 2006

Drop D

A guitar tuning in which you tune the low e string to d. Often used as a crutch, but many bands use it well (see Led Zeppelin's "10 Years Gone"). But seriously, you could step on a guitar tuned to drop D and it would sound good.

Drop D is really useful if your just beginning to write, but as you advance, you should tune to something else to avoid your riffs getting old.

by ThroatSlit April 9, 2006

casket architects

Kick ass local band out of Warwick NY. They label themselves as sci-fi death rock, closest to a punk/metal band. look up their myspace.

me: Did you see that casket architects show last night?
guy: Yeah it fucking rocked

by ThroatSlit April 30, 2006

pop-punk

the biggest oxymoron of the 21st century

Pop-punk? But I thoug punk was supposed to be anti-mainstream?

by ThroatSlit April 25, 2006

abercrombie and fitch

Most likely the most over-priced chain store next to hot topic. Sells pre-wrinkled shirts, pre-ripped jeans, and flourescent pink polos. Most shallow preps with no minds of their own spend $40 on clothes they could probably get for $5 and rip or wrinkle themselves.

If you want your clothing to look pre-worn, shop at the thrift store, not Abercrombie and Fitch, Then give the money you saved to charity so children that are forced to wear ripped clothing can get real clothes.

by ThroatSlit July 27, 2006