5 definitions by Thriller Roads
Evinsius is a plant jungle man from Seal the Deal. He is close in nature with characters such as Tarzan and Mowgli from the Jungle Book. An Evinsius has luscious and curly emerald green hair. He has the type of hair you just want to run your hands through forever, ascending into heaven. He is very nice and friendly while still approving of murder. If you insult his friends or partner, you will surely find yourself in a predicament. He radiates empathy and inner peace while still finding murder acceptable to those he deems deserve it. Cross him the wrong way and you'll find yourself entangled in vines by a death grip as he lovingly smiles into.your soul.. He is also a stoner who makes his own weed and wine. He can really make any type of plant. For example, he can grow a mango or grapevines out of the palm of his hand. If you ever meet Evinsius, you will never starve to death. Lastly, he has mega caramel bazoongas and a highly extensive vocabulary with no grammatical errors. He takes pride in distinguished vocabulary. Because of this, sometimes his sentences are more complex than necessary.
Boy 1: I saw Evinsius in the jungle the other day, he grew me two big melons to eat.
Boy 2: Wow! I'm sure we'll never starve with him around!
Girl 1: OMG, I wanna get high with Evinsius. He can grow me some cannabis in no time while I melt in his godlike presence!
Girl 2: Wow, you really are having Evinsius brainrot right now, aren't you?
Boy 2: Wow! I'm sure we'll never starve with him around!
Girl 1: OMG, I wanna get high with Evinsius. He can grow me some cannabis in no time while I melt in his godlike presence!
Girl 2: Wow, you really are having Evinsius brainrot right now, aren't you?
by Thriller Roads August 31, 2021
A Lumerisk is a twink with a risky name. He has golden blonde hair and energy that literally radiates like the sun. He is just a ray of sunshine who doesn't like when people randomly fool around at the cost of him getting in trouble. He can be a pussy sometimes, but in a good way that prevents stupid shit from happening. The touch of his skin is as warm as the sun's rays. He is totally submissive and breedable and a huge bottom. He enjoys getting pegged, particularly by his girlboss werewolf girlfriend. Sure, he can be a dumbass at times. He's very energetic and supportive, having a positive outlook on life even in the toughest times. He cares about those he loves very much and sometimes feels like he isn't enough or on the same level as those around him. Please he deserves the world and all the appreciation. He's the link that holds people together. There can only be one sun in this world, and it's Lumerisk.
Girl 1: I just saw some sunshine twink rescue get kidnapped.
Girl 2: Sunshine twink? You mean the love of my life, Lumerisk?
Boy 1: Y'all I think Lumerisk got pegged last night I can tell cuz he can't stand up and has hickeys all over his neck.
Boy 2: and you watched them while they did it, didn't you, you sick fuck?
Girl 2: Sunshine twink? You mean the love of my life, Lumerisk?
Boy 1: Y'all I think Lumerisk got pegged last night I can tell cuz he can't stand up and has hickeys all over his neck.
Boy 2: and you watched them while they did it, didn't you, you sick fuck?
by Thriller Roads August 31, 2021
Meth, full name Methynmir, is a demon alien cat of the species Yushki who proclaims himself the God of Purgatory. Meth is very tall, standing at 7'4. He has 3 eyes, though the only visible one is his large center eye. Meth was named after a drug, so he is not to be confused with methylenedioxymethamphetamine(aka crystal meth.) Meth sees himself as superior to others. His god complex led him to becoming an actual god at one point. Meth is very intellectual and intuitive. He enjoys philosophical conversations and is annoyed by people who can't keep up with him. He can be a nerd at times. Meth is either very annoying to others, or very annoyed by others. He is very smart and a prodigy. Many consider him a genius, himself included. Meth can be inconsiderate of other people's feelings often and is sometimes ignorant to when he hurts someone. He can be very chaotic at times while at other times he can't stand to be around anyone. He prefers to lock himself up and explore new ideas in his own mind. He can formulate rather bizarre ideas and surpass those around him through logical analysis. Even though he is basically a cat, some people still simp for him. He will not love you back, Zi. He won't.
Girl 1: OMG, Meth is so hot! I simp for him and I love him sm
Boy 1: furry
Girl 2: he will never love you back
Man 1: Meth, can you stop making fun of my height? AND STOP THROWING BEEHIVES AT ME!
Girl 1: Yeah, Meth. Stop being so rude for once!
Boy 1: furry
Girl 2: he will never love you back
Man 1: Meth, can you stop making fun of my height? AND STOP THROWING BEEHIVES AT ME!
Girl 1: Yeah, Meth. Stop being so rude for once!
by Thriller Roads August 31, 2021
Finn is a pessimistic emo dude from Seal the Deal. You can find him dressed in all black 24/7, if you can even find him at all. His eyeliner is on point and his jet black hair is styled in the swaggiest mullet. Finn tends to avoid conflict and any social interaction in general. He enjoys blasting MCR and Panic! At the Disco on his headphones. Another hidden hobby of his is photography. He has the ability of becoming invisible, which he likes because then he doesn't have to deal with people's bullshit as much. Finn was incarcerated by the FBI at 13 for questionable reasons, making him occasionally paranoid of the FBI. A Finn is a skater boy emo with no social skills yet quite a few people end up simping for him. He doesn't tend to show affection and can come off as cold or rude. But as long as you don't annoy the living hell out of him, he'll eventually find you tolerable and care in his own way. Being done with life is his biggest mood. He is so tired of people's BS.
Girl 1: Have you seen that hot emo dude? I tried talking to him but he immediately disappeared!
Girl 2: OMG, that must be Finn! I am a huge Finn simp.
Boy 1: Y'all seen my homie with the fine ass?
Boy 2: You mean Finn?
Boy 1: Who else would I be talking about? I'm gonna go ask him out to prom while screeching MCR for his emo ass!
Girl 2: OMG, that must be Finn! I am a huge Finn simp.
Boy 1: Y'all seen my homie with the fine ass?
Boy 2: You mean Finn?
Boy 1: Who else would I be talking about? I'm gonna go ask him out to prom while screeching MCR for his emo ass!
by Thriller Roads August 31, 2021
Noah is a character from STD(Seal the Deal.) Beaner kid. He is very loud and often annoys the living hell out of people by screeching or singing very poorly. He actually has the ability to sing very well, but he chooses to annoy people instead. Noah has the ability to shapeshift into various species of gecko. He can choose to go full gecko, giant gecko, or partially gecko. He is the type of guy to make inappropriate comments in a lighthearted way. He can be seen as a horny dumbass who won't shut up. When he does shut up, it's nice just vibing with him. He has chaotic energy and even though he can be annoying at times, he's very thrilling to be around. Noah is very encouraging and will motivate you on whatever your goal is while making sure you don't tire yourself out too much and still have fun. There is never a dull moment with Noah around. Neither is there hardly ever a quiet moment.
Girl 1: Someone just screeched out the entire lyrics to WAP from the top of the roof!
Boy 1: It was Noah, wasn't it? Please I just need him to shut up I am so tired.
Girl 1: Why did I ever fall in love with a dumbass like Noah??
Boy 1: Oh god, you fell in love with him too??
Boy 1: It was Noah, wasn't it? Please I just need him to shut up I am so tired.
Girl 1: Why did I ever fall in love with a dumbass like Noah??
Boy 1: Oh god, you fell in love with him too??
by Thriller Roads September 1, 2021