Evinsius

Evinsius is a plant jungle man from Seal the Deal. He is close in nature with characters such as Tarzan and Mowgli from the Jungle Book. An Evinsius has luscious and curly emerald green hair. He has the type of hair you just want to run your hands through forever, ascending into heaven. He is very nice and friendly while still approving of murder. If you insult his friends or partner, you will surely find yourself in a predicament. He radiates empathy and inner peace while still finding murder acceptable to those he deems deserve it. Cross him the wrong way and you'll find yourself entangled in vines by a death grip as he lovingly smiles into.your soul.. He is also a stoner who makes his own weed and wine. He can really make any type of plant. For example, he can grow a mango or grapevines out of the palm of his hand. If you ever meet Evinsius, you will never starve to death. Lastly, he has mega caramel bazoongas and a highly extensive vocabulary with no grammatical errors. He takes pride in distinguished vocabulary. Because of this, sometimes his sentences are more complex than necessary.

Boy 1: I saw Evinsius in the jungle the other day, he grew me two big melons to eat.
Boy 2: Wow! I'm sure we'll never starve with him around!

Girl 1: OMG, I wanna get high with Evinsius. He can grow me some cannabis in no time while I melt in his godlike presence!
Girl 2: Wow, you really are having Evinsius brainrot right now, aren't you?

by Thriller Roads August 31, 2021