3 definitions by Thomas Payne

Riding a populist argument hoping you never fall into the actual wave.
Lindsey Graham Was happily base surfing until he supported the election results and got sucked into Qanon hit list.
by Thomas Payne January 9, 2021
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The act of carrying out grandiose political acts for narcissistic purposes whilst simultaneously demonstrating an uncanny ability to make every situation worse than all other projected outcomes.
Boris couldn’t have fucked it up anymore if he tried but his act of political Trumpmanship led to him catching COVID, political absenteeism and the highest death rates in Europe. The window licking fuck monkey claimed ‘it was the best response ever’, and it was only beaten by countries that could actually count.
by Thomas Payne October 13, 2020
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one who is in the state of being utterly and irredeemably heinous and ugly.
Mark's ex-girlfriend is a hoenatch.
by Thomas Payne March 8, 2004
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