Thomas Frick 's definitions

The Asstric Bypass

The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus

The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.

by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

Tequila Mockingbird

Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.

I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.

by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008

Emotional support spit

When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off

Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.

by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025

The devil's fingernails

When a girls butt cheeks hang under a short skirt.

I was about to pass on this girl but the devil's fingernails got me....

by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025

The Devil's Fingernails

When a lady wears a skirt that is too short and her butt cheeks hang out of the bottom.

I was about to pass on this chick but the devil's fingernails got me...

by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025

Dicksabled Room

When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.

I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.

by Thomas Frick August 6, 2025