When a man has his testicles in someone's mouth and they do an impression of Macho Man Randy Savage's voice saying "oh yeah," or other phrases. The sheer ridiculousness of the voice causes a vibrating sensation on the testes.
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.
"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008
by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025
When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.
I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.
by Thomas Frick August 06, 2025
Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.
by Thomas Frick March 27, 2008
Rubbing one's penis vigorously back and forth in an ass crack, while not actually inserting it in the anus. Also known as the asstric bypass.
by Thomas Frick March 24, 2008