by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 March 13, 2022
Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
A DVD trilogy of (mostly) fucked up found footage films, there are 3 films in the trilogy (no shit) Ensuring Your Place In Hell, Ensuring Your Place In Hell 2, Ensuring Your Place In Hell 3.
Eypih 1 contains: Grave Robbing for Morons, Cooking with Huck Botko, Mortuary of the Dead, Exploding Varmints
Eypih 2 contains: Exorcism in Turkey, Wonderland 1981 Crime Scene, Experiments in the Revival of Organisms, High Impact: Hand Safety Video
Eypih 3 contains: Plant Earth About to be Recycled (Heaven’s Gate Initiation), The Enemy Japan, Rayshard Brooks Killing, Begotten
Eypih 1 contains: Grave Robbing for Morons, Cooking with Huck Botko, Mortuary of the Dead, Exploding Varmints
Eypih 2 contains: Exorcism in Turkey, Wonderland 1981 Crime Scene, Experiments in the Revival of Organisms, High Impact: Hand Safety Video
Eypih 3 contains: Plant Earth About to be Recycled (Heaven’s Gate Initiation), The Enemy Japan, Rayshard Brooks Killing, Begotten
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 June 24, 2022
when at a restaurant, eat all the pickles that come on the side, at once
(the whole thing has to be in your mouth before chewing)
(the whole thing has to be in your mouth before chewing)
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 July 11, 2023
when at a restaurant, eat all the pickles that come on the side, at once
(the whole thing has to be in your mouth before chewing)
(the whole thing has to be in your mouth before chewing)
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 July 11, 2023
The greatest website on the internet (not to be confused with themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com)
It has old deleted websites and old deleted videos so it’s like YouTube or PornHub but it’s all old deleted stuff and no pornography
It has old deleted websites and old deleted videos so it’s like YouTube or PornHub but it’s all old deleted stuff and no pornography
The people in paris: Yo where did you get that old website from?
JonTron: the internet archive .
My singing monsters dev: yo...
James Rolfe: I HAVE A MF BONER
Rusty Cage; yo...
JonTron: the internet archive .
My singing monsters dev: yo...
James Rolfe: I HAVE A MF BONER
Rusty Cage; yo...
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 27, 2021
by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 December 19, 2021