Definitions by This is my real name fuck you

No shit, Sherlock 

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

No shit, Sherlock by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Duh 

1: another word for "obviously"

2: the way you just start singing bad guy after saying duh

1: *at the clothes store*

"Are you here to get some clothes?"

"Duh"

2: "duh"

"Do do do dodododo do do do dodododo do do do dodododo"

Duh by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Defenceless 

It is an amazing song made bt the one ame only Louis "the Tommo" Tomlinson

Someone: hey how ye doin

Me: good. Now go away and stream defenceless

Defenceless by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Directionator 

Fans who think they are directioners

Directionator: Omg my favourite is Neil! I've heard he used to be in the band 5sos? I love him so much and the tattoos! Omg his tattoos are the best! I love his long hair but why did he get a buzz cut tho? I wanna have his babies but isn't he dating that gigi girl from little mix?

Directioner: what the fuck

Directionator by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Watermelon sugar

According to Harry, watermelon sugar tastes like strawberries on a summer evening, it also sounds like a song. Harry also states that he cannot go anywhere without this watermelon sugar

He also says "high" At the end and idk why he does that

"Tastes like strawberries on a summer evening, and it sounds just like a song"

"I dont know if I could ever go without, watermelon sugar high"

Watermelon sugar by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Zayned

This is another inside joke in the one direction fandom, it was used after 25 March 2015, the day Zayn left. People use it as another term for leaving or saying that they gotta go

"Brb, imma zayn"

"Whoopsies, time to zayn"

"I gotta Zayn like how Zayn zayned"

Zayned by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Carrot days 

This is a term in the one direction fandom, mostly used by directioners in 2010 to 2011, they are a bunch of inside jokes that were used by the boys during their fetus era

"I love cats so much! Pussy!"

"What? I don't want to eat using spoons!"

"I looooove carrots!"

There are also these:

"The fandom was so weird during the carrot days, you know"

Carrot days by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021