wife shopping

Dating with the expressed purpose of getting married quickly or in the near future.

The last time I was wife shopping I got a little out of control and thus the recent divorce.

by Think October 12, 2004

abuse

Exclamation. Used during poker when an unexpected play happens.

Grapping the pot because he was certain his full house had the pot, Fred was suddenly shocked by George, who he was sure was bluffing. "Abuse" cried the table when they saw George lay down four of a kind.

by Think October 12, 2004

taxes

A form of stealing made to sound good by the fact that a "majority" voted.

Paul didn't want to give up any more of his hard earned money but since Peter belonged to the majority he was able to get taxes raised.

by Think October 12, 2004

healer

Someone that can produce healing to the body through means not readily available to modern medicine.

John Kerry if elected.

"If John Kerry is elected" said John Edwards at a campaign stop, "then the lame will walk." I guess that means the latest campaign promise is that Kerry will become a healer if elected.

by Think October 12, 2004