Definitions by Think

taxes 

A form of stealing made to sound good by the fact that a "majority" voted.

Paul didn't want to give up any more of his hard earned money but since Peter belonged to the majority he was able to get taxes raised.

taxes by Think October 12, 2004

tax

A portion of money stolen from one's income under the guise of helping everyone.
Something every democrat and liberal and progressive is deeply in love with.
A sexual favor given as an exchange for having to put up with some stupid woman thing.

a. "We really need to study the flight patterns of the blue bellied sap sucker because it might cure cancer, let's have a special tax" said the democrate legislator.
b. "Anyone that doesn't support my special blue bellied sap sucker tax is an angry right wing bigot that hates little kids and minorities" said the democrat operative to the reporter.
c. "My wife made me go to the mall all day" said George "but, don't worry, she's going to pay a tax tonight after the kids go to bed."

tax by Think October 12, 2004

healer 

Someone that can produce healing to the body through means not readily available to modern medicine.

John Kerry if elected.

"If John Kerry is elected" said John Edwards at a campaign stop, "then the lame will walk." I guess that means the latest campaign promise is that Kerry will become a healer if elected.

healer by Think October 12, 2004

wasp 

White Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

a. A descendant from English ancestors who was born in America.
b. A typically affluent Connecticut resident.
c. Someone who thinks most catholics are a bunch of blind sheep.

The rich WASP from Connecticut can think for himself. He doesn't need a money/power hungry church to tell him how to live.

wasp by think May 6, 2003