simpfauxny

A collection of ideas which are stupid and quite possibly false.

"Everything Keith was saying last was a fucking lie. It was like a goddamn simpfauxny"

by Thief Ledger November 27, 2017

Urban pricktionary

When you tell a friend about an idea you had for a word, and they straight up steal it and take full cred for it.

'So I tell him about 'word' and buddy goes behind my back and gets it published. Doesn't even site me! Straight up urban pricktionary!'

by Thief Ledger October 4, 2018

I point in time in Winnipeg's history (city in canada) Where the planets aligned and the entire city started snorting meth.

'Ya i got stabbed again last weekend for my wallet, so Winnipeg must be in methtrograde'

by Thief Ledger September 25, 2018

Euphemism used to describe cocaine in polite company.

'I mean I was pretty drunk, but I got ahold of that sinus sauce and straightened out right quick'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018

Bathroom located in bar used to consume illicit drugs ie. Cocaine.

'Oh Keith? Ya he's right lit up. Been hitting the sinus sauce all night in the bad boy bathroom'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

To ask to be kept aware of upcoming events or information.

'If you're hitting the bar after lemyno, I'm down for that'

by Thief Ledger November 20, 2017