Thief Ledger's definitions

bitch ribs

Someone who,on a regular basis takes everything to heart, and can never take a joke.

'Told him his new haircut kinds sucked and he went full bitch ribs on me'

by Thief Ledger October 4, 2018

tupperwhere

The eventual conclusion that no matter how careful you are, the tupperware lids will always be missing.

I went to pack up my sandwich and no fucking lids! More like Tupperwhere?

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

simpfauxny

A collection of ideas which are stupid and quite possibly false.

"Everything Keith was saying last was a fucking lie. It was like a goddamn simpfauxny"

by Thief Ledger November 27, 2017

methtrograde

I point in time in Winnipeg's history (city in canada) Where the planets aligned and the entire city started snorting meth.

'Ya i got stabbed again last weekend for my wallet, so Winnipeg must be in methtrograde'

by Thief Ledger September 25, 2018

hearritability

When the sound of someones voice makes you immediately angry and brings forth images of physical violence.

I walked in the place and heard his dumb ass talking and immediately my hearritability went dafuq up!

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

sinus sauce

Euphemism used to describe cocaine in polite company.

'I mean I was pretty drunk, but I got ahold of that sinus sauce and straightened out right quick'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018

daterectomy

Fictional dating site for people who don't want to have kids.

'Like I don't have herpes for postive singles,but I don't want kids like Tinder. Dating site for people that are clean and just wanna bang. It's Daterectomy!'

by Thief Ledger August 11, 2018