Thief Ledger's definitions

tupperwhere

The eventual conclusion that no matter how careful you are, the tupperware lids will always be missing.

I went to pack up my sandwich and no fucking lids! More like Tupperwhere?

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

hearritability

When the sound of someones voice makes you immediately angry and brings forth images of physical violence.

I walked in the place and heard his dumb ass talking and immediately my hearritability went dafuq up!

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

Britcent

The absolutely horrible british accent guys use on dates in public to prove their whimsical.

'I mean he was cute, but he kept using this shitty britcent when he ordered at the bar and constantly said 'cheers' instead of thank you. So fuck that guy'

by Thief Ledger October 13, 2018

bad boy bathroom

Bathroom located in bar used to consume illicit drugs ie. Cocaine.

'Oh Keith? Ya he's right lit up. Been hitting the sinus sauce all night in the bad boy bathroom'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018

sinus sauce

Euphemism used to describe cocaine in polite company.

'I mean I was pretty drunk, but I got ahold of that sinus sauce and straightened out right quick'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018

coke slide

Name given to a straw cut up into short sections used to consume cocaine.

'Nah man, put your rolled up $5 away,I already cut up some coke slides'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018