incohearant

Losing the ability to hear words when the person speaking is spewing bullshit.

"Shay was all talking shit about you, but I went all incohearant"

by Thief Ledger November 26, 2017

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HERGATORY

Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.

'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'

by Thief Ledger July 04, 2017

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Euphemism used to describe cocaine in polite company.

'I mean I was pretty drunk, but I got ahold of that sinus sauce and straightened out right quick'

by Thief Ledger October 06, 2018

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A collection of ideas which are stupid and quite possibly false.

"Everything Keith was saying last was a fucking lie. It was like a goddamn simpfauxny"

by Thief Ledger November 28, 2017

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When the sound of someones voice makes you immediately angry and brings forth images of physical violence.

I walked in the place and heard his dumb ass talking and immediately my hearritability went dafuq up!

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

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The eventual conclusion that no matter how careful you are, the tupperware lids will always be missing.

I went to pack up my sandwich and no fucking lids! More like Tupperwhere?

by Thief Ledger January 15, 2019

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When someone takes money to split cocaine and then never comes back to share

'Buddy took $50 from me and lo and behold motherfucka became the coke ghost and never came back'

by Thief Ledger September 07, 2018

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