Thief Ledger's definitions

bad boy bathroom

Bathroom located in bar used to consume illicit drugs ie. Cocaine.

'Oh Keith? Ya he's right lit up. Been hitting the sinus sauce all night in the bad boy bathroom'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018

daterectomy

Fictional dating site for people who don't want to have kids.

'Like I don't have herpes for postive singles,but I don't want kids like Tinder. Dating site for people that are clean and just wanna bang. It's Daterectomy!'

by Thief Ledger August 11, 2018

Urban pricktionary

When you tell a friend about an idea you had for a word, and they straight up steal it and take full cred for it.

'So I tell him about 'word' and buddy goes behind my back and gets it published. Doesn't even site me! Straight up urban pricktionary!'

by Thief Ledger October 4, 2018

simpfauxny

A collection of ideas which are stupid and quite possibly false.

"Everything Keith was saying last was a fucking lie. It was like a goddamn simpfauxny"

by Thief Ledger November 27, 2017

methtrograde

I point in time in Winnipeg's history (city in canada) Where the planets aligned and the entire city started snorting meth.

'Ya i got stabbed again last weekend for my wallet, so Winnipeg must be in methtrograde'

by Thief Ledger September 25, 2018

coke ghost

When someone takes money to split cocaine and then never comes back to share

'Buddy took $50 from me and lo and behold motherfucka became the coke ghost and never came back'

by Thief Ledger September 7, 2018

sinus sauce

Euphemism used to describe cocaine in polite company.

'I mean I was pretty drunk, but I got ahold of that sinus sauce and straightened out right quick'

by Thief Ledger October 5, 2018