bling-a-ling

A shiny and reflective penis

I'm so rich I got a bling-a-ling!

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

crack monster

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.

The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003

Pete-o

Name for a unusually small penis.

Look at your little Pete-o

by thibodeaux March 02, 2005

old broke dick dog

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

by thibodeaux June 09, 2003